Escape to Paradise: Unbeatable Staycation at Viva Jazz 2! (Kuching)
Escape to Paradise: Viva Jazz 2! (Kuching) - My Chaotic, Honest Review (and a Staycation Offer You Can't Refuse!)
Alright, folks, buckle up because I'm about to spill the (delicious, likely caffeinated) tea on Viva Jazz 2! in Kuching. This isn't your typical, sterile, five-star review. This is a messy, opinionated, and probably slightly rambling account of my recent staycation experience. Let's be real: I went in expecting… well, a hotel. I left with a newfound appreciation for fluffy bathrobes and a borderline obsession with their pool’s view.
First Impressions (and Accessibility Woes):
Getting there was a breeze. Thank goodness for the airport transfer – it was like a personalized welcome committee! (Plus, a free car park on site? Score!) Now, the accessibility part is where we hit our first minor speed bump. While the elevator and facilities for disabled guests are noted as available, I didn't get the chance to fully test them out. I did see the CCTV cameras (security is tight, I'm sure!) and the front desk was 24-hour, so that's a plus!
The Room: Oasis of Fluff and Functionality
Okay, let's talk about the rooms. I’m a sucker for the details, and Viva Jazz 2! didn’t disappoint. My "non-smoking" sanctuary was a masterclass in comfort. The air conditioning was blissful. I'm talking, Arctic-condition blissful. My bed wasn't just a bed; it was a cloud factory. Extra long bed? Yes, please! The blackout curtains? Absolute game-changer. Morning light is my enemy, so these things were a godsend!
And here’s a confession: I spent an embarrassing amount of time in my bathrobe, glued to the TV (satellite/cable channels, of course!). The mini-bar was well-stocked (hello, free bottled water!), and I even used the coffee/tea maker (complimentary tea, yay!). The in-room safe? Used it. Just in case, you know? The whole vibe was… relaxing. It's that simple.
The Internet: Blessed Wi-Fi and (Sometimes) Frustrating LAN
Free Wi-Fi in the rooms? YES. My Instagram feed was in heaven. I needed it for work sometimes, and the internet access - wireless helped. The LAN access was a bit of a mystery, though. It worked sometimes, which was frustrating when I was trying to actually get some work done.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Glitch):
Okay, where do I even BEGIN? Food at Viva Jazz 2! is an experience in itself. They had everything. EVERYTHING. Restaurants galore. Breakfast? Buffet, Asian, Western, the works. I mean, come on, the buffet was the place to be. The coffee shop was fantastic for a quick caffeine fix. I’m still dreaming about those desserts. The pool side bar was just amazing. The snack bar? Perfect for a quick bite. I tried the soup and the salad. They both were great. The bar had happy hour.
The only hiccup? My order from room service (24-hour, by the way – amazing!) was a little late. But hey, things happen.
Ways to Relax (aka, My Poolside Transformation):
This is where Viva Jazz 2! truly shines. Let's go back to the pool. The pool with a view of course. It was the best part. I’m not exaggerating when I say I spent half my staycation submerged in that pool.
I’m not a big spa person typically, but I did succumb to the allure of the spa. Massage? Yes, please. Body scrub? Okay, twist my arm. I even considered the sauna and steam room. They are there, available, tempting. I decided to skip the fitness center, but I did see other guest using it.
Cleanliness and Safety: Peace of Mind (Especially in These Times):
Cleanliness is paramount these days, and Viva Jazz 2! totally gets it. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Check. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. The staff seemed well-trained in safety protocol. They did so, in a way that made me feel safe.
Things to Do (Beyond the Pool):
Beyond the pool…well, I spent a lot of time in the pool. But there's more! They have facilities for disabled guests, which is great. They have a gift shop, and a convenience store—all the essentials.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference:
From the concierge to the daily housekeeping to the laundry service, Viva Jazz 2! has got you covered. They offer currency exchange, luggage storage, and even babysitting services (though I didn't need this). The contactless check-in/out was also a bonus.
For the Littles (and the Young at Heart):
They have kids facilities. It's a family/child friendly place. They offer kids's meals.
The Verdict (and the Offer You've Been Waiting for!):
Viva Jazz 2! isn’t perfect. But that’s what makes it real. The small hiccups are easily overshadowed. For the price, the food, the pool (oh, the pool!), and the overall laid-back vibe, it’s a winner. It’s the perfect escape from the daily grind, a place to recharge, and to just.. be.
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Escape to Paradise: Villa Leon & Leya's Unforgettable Bali Getaway
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're taking on Staycation Homestay 38 Viva Jazz 2 near Jalan Song Kuching, Malaysia. This isn't your cookie-cutter itinerary, this is life with a side of Sarawakian hospitality. Let's get messy.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Kuching Food Grapple (aka, trying not to explode)
- 14:00 - Arrival & OMG, This Place!: We finally arrive. Okay, so the grab driver got a little lost, which is my fault because I’d pin-dropped way too close. But who cares? The homestay is actually charming! (Phew! My expectations were kinda low, I admit it, after some of the horror stories I've heard. Seriously, Booking.com is a gamble.) There’s a tiny, almost comically small balcony. I foresee much gazing at the Kuching sky from here, probably muttering to myself. The host, bless their soul, is super friendly, even if they did offer me a durian smoothie at 2 PM. Still, I'm already feeling the Kuching vibe.
- 15:00 - Food reconnaissance mission commence!: Okay, listen. I'm on a mission to eat EVERYTHING. First stop (according to my highly-vetted Google Maps search, which may or may not have included excessive amounts of food blogs): Kolo Mee, the Holy Grail. Found a place called Chong Choon Cafe. The long queue was a good sign. The Kolo Mee? Heaven. I inhaled it. Like, actually inhaled. Probably should have paced myself. Regret. But the taste! The texture! The spice! (I'm a wimp; I asked for "mild".) I'd walk a mile, nay, SWIM the Sarawak River again for that.
- 16:30 - A Slight Overestimation: Okay, so maybe I planned too many food stops. I thought I'd be able to handle Laksa. It was delicious, but I was already stuffed. The sheer quantity of food here is a shock to my system! I'm starting to worry about fitting back into my jeans later this week.
- 18:00 - Riverside Wander and Regret: This is an important part of any trip, wander around the river and see what the hell am I doing here. Kuching is so chill. Had a terrible thought of how I wanted my balcony to have a swing at this time. Regret.
- 19:30 - Night Market Madness: Time to head to the night market. Honestly, I need to take a nap first because digesting the food is tiring work.
- 21:00 - Collapsed into Bed: I'm not going to lie. I'm exhausted. Food coma. The balcony, the view, and the slightly broken air con (it's working…kinda) will have to wait. Tomorrow, more food adventures. And maybe, just maybe, I'll attempt a run. (Yeah, right.)
Day 2: Culture Shock and a Sarawakian Sunset (and More Food, Obviously)
- 09:00 - Wake up!: Nope, no running. I'm still regretting that extra bowl fo Kolo Mee. (The taste… the memories…)
- 10:00 - Cultural Immersion (sort of): I'm aiming for the Sarawak Museum. But first, coffee. Which, of course, led to… more food. (Seriously, how do people stay this thin?) I'm starting to understand the Malaysian food philosophy: Eat now, think later.
- 11:30 - Museum Time!: Turns out the Sarawak Museum is actually quite good. I wandered around, trying to absorb some knowledge and not feel entirely like the clueless tourist I am. The displays are well-curated, but I have to admit, I'm more fascinated by the local people watching than the artifacts themselves. (Am I an artifact now? From some strange land called "The West"?)
- 13:00 - Lunch (and a mini-meltdown) : Ok, this is where the itinerary fell apart a little. I wanted to eat at this nice restaurant, but I got lost, again. Then, found another food stall. I have an unhealthy obsession.
- 15:00 - Relaxing at the Homestay (aka, planning for the next meal): What to do, what to do… Should I try a local pastry place? What do the reviews say? Oh how I wish I had done enough research.
- 16:00 - Waterfall. I have no idea where it is but its sounds epic. It might require more than just my grab.
- 17:00 to 19:00 - Sunset Viewing, and Realization: OMG. Seriously, the sunset from the homestay balcony is breathtaking. Orange. Pink. The sky is on fire! And I realize that I could happily stay in this homestay forever, eating Sarawakian food, watching the sunset, and occasionally (maybe) attempting to communicate in Bahasa Malaysia. Life's alright.
- 19:30 - Dinner Disaster (in the best way possible): Tonight, I tried a restaurant (this time, I even managed to get there!). The food was phenomenal, the atmosphere buzzy, and I nearly choked on a chili. (Totally worth it.)
- 21:00 - Stargazing (and probably falling asleep) : The sky is filled with stars. Okay, maybe I'll grab a pillow on the balcony.
Day 3: Jazz, Jam, and the Epilogue of Eating.
- 09:00 - The Usual Snooze and Reminiscence
- 10:00 - I missed jazz
- 12:00 - The very, very Last Meal.
- 13:00 Check-Out.
- 14:00 - Goodbye Kuching (and the best food ever!): The taxi ride to the airport. I'm going to miss this place. I'm going to miss the food. I'm going to miss the laid-back atmosphere. I'm already planning my return.
Final Thoughts (aka, Rambling Aftermath):
- Food, Food, Food: That Kolo Mee. I still dream of it.
- The People: The warmth of the locals is something special.
- The Homestay: Cozy, convenient, and just perfect.
- Me: I'm not perfect. But this place is. 10/10 would do it again. And maybe next time, I'll learn some Bahasa. And try to control myself around the food stalls. Maybe.
- The memories I made were nothing short of amazing. Kuching, I'll be back!
So, what *is* this even about? Is it like, life advice? Because I need some.
Ha! Oh honey, if I had life advice worth a damn, I’d be living on a beach sipping something with a tiny umbrella. This isn't advice. This is me, attempting to make sense of the utter glorious mess that *is* living. Maybe you'll find something useful in my train wrecks. Maybe you won't. Acceptable outcomes all around, basically. Think of it as a slightly unhinged, highly caffeinated friend rambling at you until you can't bear it anymore.
Okay, so... your dating life? Is it a disaster zone? Because same.
You know, dating. It's a bit like playing Russian Roulette, but instead of a bullet, you get an emotional conflagration. I had this *one* date – oh, this is going to be good, hold on – a guy who looked *amazing* in his dating profile. Tall, dark, handsome, witty bio… practically perfect. We met at this fancy restaurant, and the first hour was *fantastic*. Legitimately cracking each other up. Then, he started talking about his collection of antique… spoons. Not just any spoons. *Antique*. Spoons. Silverware from the Victorian era. Now, I appreciate history, really I do! But he... *knew* the history of each spoon. He went on for another *two* hours. I nodded. I smiled. I internally screamed. I almost choked on a bread roll. Spoiler alert: No second date. I still get the shivers. The spoon guy. The spoon guy stole all chances of dating in my life.
What's your biggest *regret*? Don't sugarcoat it.
Okay, this one stings a little. There was this… this *thing*, a decision, a chance, a choice I didn't take. It was a music gig in Paris, an opportunity to perform in front of *actual* people. I was terrified of failing, of bombing. I ended up staying home and re-watching Friends. 3 times. I'll never know what could have been, and that's the real gut punch. It's not like I was going to be the next big thing, fine, but at least I would've felt alive. Ugh, regret. It's a sneaky little gremlin that loves to tap on your shoulder.
What gets you *genuinely* fired up? What are you passionate about?
Inequality. Plain and simple. It *boils* my blood. Watching people be treated unfairly, seeing people get the short end of the stick because of where they were born or what they look like or who they love… it makes me want to scream into the void. I'm also utterly obsessed with books – real, physical books. The smell of them, the feel of the pages, the way they transport you… it's pure magic. Okay, and cheese. I'm very passionate about cheese. Like, could probably write a thesis on Gouda alone.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? Spill.
Oh, there are *so* many contenders. But okay, picture this: I'm at a work conference. Big shot presentation, right? Suits, serious faces, the works. I'm giving my pitch, feeling pretty confident (a rare occurrence). And halfway through… my zipper on my pants. Busts. Right. Open. Full. Blast. My face went a shade of red that makes cooked lobster look pale. I froze. The audience froze. For what felt like an eternity. Then, in some attempt at 'coolness' (which, let's be real, it wasn't), I just… zipped it back up. Trying to act like the zipper was just a part of a presentation. Cue the mortifying laughter of the rest of the conference and then me, scurrying out. I still cringe when I think about it.
What's the best advice you've ever been given?
"Don't take yourself too seriously." My grandma always said it, and it's the most important thing. It's so easy to get caught up in your head, to worry what everyone thinks, to be scared to take risks. But life's too short to spend it all stressed and anxious. Make mistakes, laugh at yourself, and keep moving forward. Easier said than done, of course, but at least I'm trying. Okay, and also, "Always wear clean underwear in case of an accident." Wise words from my mom. Never know.
What are you looking forward to?
Honestly? The small things. A sunny afternoon with a good book. Laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Seeing my friends. Maybe learning how to finally bake a decent cake. Oh, and seeing what life throws at me next, even the bad stuff, because at least it's a story, you know? And maybe… just *maybe*… finding a spoon collector who also appreciates a good sense of humor. One can dream, right?
