Bali's BEST Kept Secret: Lush Garden Paradise Awaits (1BR Deluxe!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups because I'm diving headfirst into reviewing "Bali's BEST Kept Secret: Lush Garden Paradise Awaits (1BR Deluxe!)" and trust me, it's gonna be a wild, unfiltered ride. Forget pristine hotel brochures, we're going for the real Bali experience, messy, maybe even a little sweaty, and definitely opinionated. Grab your Bintang, let's go!
First Impressions & Accessibility - A Mixed Bag, Honey!
Right off the bat, this whole "Best Kept Secret" thing? A little cliché. Though honestly, when you finally find it… whoa. Lush garden, yep. Paradise? We’ll see. The 1BR Deluxe! is what we're after.
Now, Accessibility. This is Bali, remember? Not always the easiest. I’m not gonna lie, navigating the initial approach was a bit of a… challenge. The grounds aren’t exactly plastered in ramps, so for anyone with mobility issues, it's definitely worth calling ahead and clarifying. They claim "facilities for disabled guests," but take that claim with a grain of Balinese sea salt. Still, for some, it might be accessible, depends on your definition. The elevator is a definite plus. Getting around in-house is pretty chill, once you're in.
Internet Access: Wifi and Beyond (Because Let's Be Real, We Need It)
Okay, internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Thank God. And Wi-Fi in public areas? Essential for those killer Instagram stories of your smoothie bowls. They also hawk you Internet [LAN], but honestly, who uses LAN in their hotel room anymore? Still, good to know it’s there. I needed to work from some time and all was okay. The connection wasn't blazing fast, but it was solid enough to get the job done.
Cleanliness & Safety - Fingers Crossed!
Look, in the current climate, safety is everything. They’re boasting about Anti-viral cleaning products and my OCD self was thrilled. Daily disinfection in common areas? Yes, please! They also have Hand sanitizer readily available, and I saw a lot of that. Rooms sanitized between stays which is good and no one wants the 'rona. There's doctor/nurse on call, a first aid kit, and staff trained in safety protocol. I did see a lot of hand sanitizer, so points for that. There's also lots of CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, security [24-hour] etc. all good things.
Room Review - My Happy Place (Almost)
The 1BR Deluxe! is pretty sweet. Think spacious, with a gorgeous view. There's air conditioning (thank the gods), a complimentary tea setup (score!), and free bottled water. Bathrobes! You know I'm all about a good bathrobe. Blackout curtains? Absolutely essential for those late-night Bintang-fueled naps. Plenty of storage, it felt uncluttered somehow which I loved. Alarm clock, desk for working.
A couple of nitpicks: the bathtub was a little…basic. Nothing dramatic, but not quite spa-level fancy. The shower was fine, the water was hot, but the pressure could have been stronger.
Inside the Room - The Details!
- Air conditioning: Absolutely essential!
- Alarm clock: Yep.
- Bathrobes: Amazing.
- Bathtub & separate shower: Okay, but not mindblowing.
- Blackout curtains: Sleep is sacred.
- Coffee/tea maker: Always welcome.
- Complimentary tea: Yes!
- Desk: Perfect for pretending to work.
- Extra long bed: A definite bonus.
- Free bottled water: Hydration, people!
- Hair dryer: Thankfully, present.
- High floor: Loved the view.
- In-room safe box: Handy.
- Internet access – wireless: Crucial.
- Ironing facilities: Didn't use, but good to have.
- Laptop workspace: Could use it!
- Mini bar: Not cheap, but convenient.
- Non-smoking: Yay.
- Private bathroom: Always a plus.
- Refrigerator: Essential for Bintang and leftover nasi goreng.
- Satellite/cable channels: Indulge yourself.
- Seating area: Comfy.
- Shower: Good.
- Slippers: Cozy.
- Smoke detector: Safe and sound.
- Sofa: Great for lounging.
- Soundproofing: Yes, thank goodness for some privacy.
- Telephone: Who uses these anymore?
- Toiletries: Average, but they did the job.
- Towels: Plush and fluffy.
- Umbrella: A must-have in Bali.
- Wake-up service: Useful (if you can drag yourself out of bed!).
- Wi-Fi [free]: Of course.
- Window that opens: Fresh air = good.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - Okay, This is Where it Gets Good!
Alright, now we're talking! This place is all about the chill life. They have a swimming pool [outdoor] that's gorgeous, with a pool with a view. Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, the whole shebang. I personally didn’t delve deep but if you love a good pampering session you’re covered. I did, however, succumb to a massage. The masseuse was, hands down, magical. I was so stressed before, and now I walk around feeling like I was touched by angels! I also had a body scrub – my skin hasn't felt this soft in years.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking - Food, Glorious Food!
So many options! There's an Asian restaurant, a Western restaurant, a coffee shop, a snack bar, and a poolside bar. Room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver after a long day of… well, relaxing. I had a Happy hour cocktail or two (the cocktails were strong), plus a tasty breakfast [buffet]. The A la carte in restaurant options were great too. And the desserts in restaurant? Heaven. Seriously, the food alone might be worth the trip! I was not a big fan of the salad in restaurant.
Services and Conveniences - The Nitty Gritty
They had a concierge, daily housekeeping, and laundry service. Very convenient. There's also a gift/souvenir shop (because Bali is a shopping paradise). Currency exchange, which is always handy. A car park [free of charge], which is AMAZING given how chaotic parking in Bali can be.
For the Kids - Family Friendly? Maybe?
They have babysitting service and kids facilities, which is good. Family/child friendly, and kids meal.
Getting Around - Know Before You Go!
Airport transfer is available - use it! The traffic in Bali is a nightmare. They also have taxi service if you want to venture out.
The Quirky Bits & Unfiltered Truths
Okay, so some things weren't perfect. The "shrine" mentioned in the facilities list? It was…a small, unassuming altar. The exterior corridor wasn't all that scenic. The Room sanitization opt-out available feature is a plus. The food service could be a bit slow at times but you’re in Bali, remember to relax!
My Take? Bali's BEST Kept Secret? Maybe Not, But Still…
Look, it's not perfect. But the value is pretty good. The gardens are stunning, the spa is heavenly, the food is delicious, and the staff are genuinely lovely. If you're looking for a relaxing escape with a touch of luxury, this place delivers. The whole experience is definitely worth it.
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Vienna's Hidden Gem: Hotel Stefanie - Unforgettable Austrian Escape
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary ain't gonna be your sterile, pre-packaged brochure nonsense. This is real life, Bali edition, and we're staying in the Lush Trees Hotel, 1 BR Deluxe Garden View, NE61B. God, I hope the "garden view" actually MEANS something. I've seen some "garden views" that just look at a scraggly weed and call it a day. Anyway, here's the plan, or at least, what I think the plan is:
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic (and hopefully some Bintang)
- 14:00 (ish): Landing at Denpasar Airport. Pray to whatever deity governs baggage handling that my suitcase makes it. Last time I flew, it ended up in… well, let’s just say it involved a llama farm in the Andes. The stress. The drama.
- 15:00: Navigating the airport. Brace yourselves, the touts are coming. They're like sharks. Be polite, but firm. I usually just mime looking for my hotel and hope for the best.
- 16:00 (hopefully): Taxi to Lush Trees. Crossing my fingers it actually is deluxe and not just… deceptive advertising. This is where things get messy and I realized the room isn't as advertised, more like a "garden view" of a patch of dirt and a distant coconut tree. Oh, the disappointment. I feel like a fool.
- 17:00: Unpack (or attempt to, depending on the suitcase's location). Assess the damage. Take a deep breath, or ten.
- 18:00: Find a Warung (local eatery). Seriously, if I don't get some decent Indonesian food ASAP, I might start gnawing on the hotel furniture. Searching for a spot, the aroma of spices hits me like a warm hug. Ordered Nasi Goreng, and the first bite… pure heaven. I swear, I almost cried.
- 19:00: Bintang time. Find a bar, preferably on the beach. Toast to surviving the airport, the potential jet lag, and the questionable "garden view." Maybe write in a journal. Or, you know, just stare at the waves and feel like I'm finally on vacation.
Day 2: Culture Shock & Scooter Shenanigans
- 08:00 (ish): Wake up. Maybe. Let's be honest, jet lag is calling the shots here. The sound of birds chirping felt so exotic.
- 09:00: Breakfast. Hopefully, the hotel has a decent spread. If not, back to the Warung for more Nasi Goreng. Don't judge me. Coffee, I need coffee, and lots of it.
- 10:00: Rent a scooter. (Deep breath). This is where things could get interesting. I've heard horror stories. I'm not a pro. Wish myself luck.
- 11:00 - 14:00: Scooter Exploration. Target: Ubud's monkey forest, but I'm easily distracted. Prepare for wrong turns, getting lost… and hopefully, some awesome photos that aren't just blurry windshield shots. I'm scared of monkeys, but also intrigued. Trying my best to look cool and composed while desperately clinging to my scooter.
- 14:00: Lunch in Ubud. Find a cozy cafe. Eat something delicious. Maybe a smoothie. Try to act like I know what I'm doing.
- 15:00 - 17:00: Monkey Forest. Try not to get mugged by primates. Take pictures. Regret not bringing bug spray. The monkeys are everywhere. They're sassy. One of them tried to steal my sunglasses. I screamed, much to the amusement of the tourists around me.
- 17:00: Back to the hotel, hopefully in one piece. Debrief with the hotel staff about the scooter.
- 19:00: Dinner at a restaurant. I might treat myself to some fancy food. The sunset is gorgeous, reflecting on the pool.
Day 3: Temple Time & Beach Bliss (Maybe Some Drama)
- 09:00: Visit Uluwatu Temple. Dramatic cliffside views! Instagram is going to explode.
- 10:00-12:00: Tanah Lot Temple. Experience its stunning beauty, take pictures, and try to immerse myself in the place's atmosphere.
- 13:00: Lunch. I found a local restaurant and ordered a dish I didn't even know the name of, but it turned out to be incredible.
- 14:00 - 16:00: Beach time! I need some sun and sand right now. Find a beach, maybe Kuta (if I'm feeling brave and adventurous) or maybe Seminyak.
- 17:00: Back to the hotel. More Warung or whatever I can find that suits my interests at that time.
- 18:00: Sunset drinks.
Day 4: The Deep Dive - Scuba Diving (Or, You Know, Snorkelling)
- 08:00: Wake up again. And repeat same routines of preparing myself for something big.
- 09:00: After long thinking whether to take the jump or not, I decided to take up scuba diving.
- 10:00 - 15:00: It's a mix of excitement and sheer terror. The instructor is patient, but the ocean felt so different. I am floating.
- 16:00: Reflect on the incredible experience of breathing underwater. I saw coral, fish. It was truly a breathtaking experience.
- 18:00: Dinner time again.
Day 5: Spa Day and Farewell Feels
- 10:00: Spa day! Massage, flower petal bath, the whole shebang. Need. Relaxation. After the stress and all the movement.
- 11:00-14:00: Shopping. I'll probably end up buying way too many t-shirts, sarongs, and random trinkets.
- 14:00: Farewell lunch. Savor every last bite of this delicious food.
- 15:00: Pack. This is always a deeply depressing process.
- 17:00: Enjoy the last sunset and feel all the feelings.
- 18:00: Pack one last time and then, enjoy a night out.
Day 6: Departure
- 08:00: Alarm (or, you know, whenever jet lag deems appropriate).
- 09:00: Final breakfast.
- 10:00: Check out. Say goodbye to the staff.
- 11:00: Head to the airport.
- 14:00: Wave goodbye to Bali and plan my return.
Okay, so that's the rough idea. It’s all a bit fluid. The important thing is to roll with it, embrace the chaos, and try not to get eaten by a monkey. Wish me luck! (And maybe send a good thought for my suitcase.)
Escape to Paradise: Unbeatable Staycation at Viva Jazz 2! (Kuching)
Why does the internet feel so… *much* sometimes? Like, overwhelm city, population: me?
Ugh, preach! I totally get it. It’s like, one second you're innocently looking up how to bake a sourdough starter (which, by the way, is a whole other level of commitment I may or may not be equipped for), and the next you're down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories about pigeons spying on us. And then, BAM! You're suddenly contemplating the meaninglessness of existence while staring at a meme about cats. It’s exhausting.
Honestly? It’s the *sheer volume*. Information overload is a real thing. Plus, we're constantly bombarded with curated perfection – Instagram models, epic travel vlogs, and that guy who apparently built a rocket ship in his backyard. It can make you feel inadequate, or even, you know, question if you’re even living right. Like, maybe I should be building rocket ships?! (I can barely assemble IKEA furniture, so…no.)
My advice (coming from someone who is, clearly, *not* an expert): take breaks. Log off. Go stare at a tree. Seriously. Trees are good. They don't try to sell you anything.
Is it normal to compare my life to other people's lives on social media? I swear, everyone else is having a better time.
YES. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES! You are *so* not alone. That feeling of inadequacy is practically the national sport of the internet. It’s a daily struggle for me, too. I’ll be scrolling through, and *bam*, there's Sarah, getting engaged on top of a mountain, looking like she’s never eaten a single carb in her life. And my thought process? “Wow, Sarah's amazing… I ate a whole pizza last night. Should I *stop* eating pizza?”
Here's the thing: social media is often a highlight reel. People post the good stuff – the vacations, the accomplishments, the perfectly filtered selfies. They're *not* posting about the awkward meltdowns, the broken washing machine, or the fact that they're secretly terrified of their impending taxes. (Okay, maybe occasionally). Remember that. Remind yourself that everyone struggles. Everyone has those days where they just want to hide under the covers with a bag of chips. (Again, maybe that's just me, but I doubt it!)
I TRY (and often fail) to remember that. It's a constant battle! It’s like, I know it’s all curated, but my brain still has this annoying tendency to compare my behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s produced, well-lit movie. It’s a work in progress, my friend. Just like my sourdough starter.
How do I deal with online negativity? The trolls are... well, they’re trolls. Aggravating, to say the least.
Oy... the internet’s underbelly. Look, I'm no stranger to the art of dodging insults online. Honestly, it can feel like a full-time job sometimes, which, let me tell ya, is not what I signed up for when I decided to share my totally brilliant opinions.
My first instinct? To fight back! To unleash a torrent of witty comebacks that will destroy the soul of the commenter! (Dramatic, I know.) But, and this is a big BUT - and I mean a really, really big one - fighting back rarely works. It just feeds the beast. It's like poking a grumpy bear. You will get clawed.
So, what *does* work? Honestly, it’s boring, but usually one of the following:
- **Ignore:** Simply, let it go. It's tough but can be liberating. Walk away. Don't engage.
- **Block:** Don't even hesitate. Delete. Block. Move on with your life without that negativity in the picture.
- **Report:** Most platforms have reporting options. Use them. Especially if it crosses lines.
It's like, as frustrating as that is, the more I've personally learned, the more I've realized I often need to just... disconnect from it. That's hard, sometimes even impossible, but it's often the best option. And, on the days it actually works, you'll be thankful you didn't get down in the mud with them.
Is the internet making me… dumber? Or is it just me?
Okay, this one hits a nerve. I've had this thought, like, a million times. I used to be really proud of my memory. I could recite entire scenes from *The Princess Bride* (still can, actually). Now? I'm lucky if I can remember what I had for breakfast. (It was probably oatmeal, right? Or was it toast? Ugh.)
I think it's a double-edged sword. On one hand, the access to information is incredible. You can learn anything, at any time. It's amazing! I can, at any moment, look up the capital of, like, Mongolia. Good for me! (I already did, it's Ulaanbaatar, in case you're wondering.)
But… I also think, and this is just my uneducated opinion, that the constant stream of information, the endless scrolling, the instant gratification of finding an answer… it’s like our brains are getting… lazy? We don't need to *remember* things anymore, because we can just Google them. I find myself often relying more on the internet than my own brain. It's worrying.
I've started trying to read more actual books, and not just articles. I'm trying to limit my screen time before bed (still struggling with that one!). I don't have a definite answer, but something tells me, we should pay better attention to how we use the internet. It's become a tool, sure, but is that all it's become?
Should I be worried about "big tech"? Like, all the data collection and stuff?
Honestly? YES. You should be worried. Okay, not terrified, but aware. It's not exactly a secret anymore that these companies know *everything* about us. They know what we like, what we buy, what we search for, what we watch, what we *dream* about. (Okay, maybe not the dreams. Yet!)
I mean, the ads are getting scary good, right? It's like they're reading my mind. And I constantly get this feeling like my phone is listening to my conversations. Maybe that's just me being paranoid, maybe not. I don't know.
So, what can you do? Honestly, not a ton. But here are some things that can help me feel a bit better when the paranoia hits:
- **Read the terms and conditions!!** I know, it’s as boring as watching paint dry, but understanding what you're agreeing to is vital.
- **Use privacy settings:** Take a look at your security preferences and tighten them up.
- **Be mindful of what you share:** Over-sharing is aPopular Hotel FindLush Trees Hotel 1 BR Deluxe Garden View NE61B Bali IndonesiaLush Trees Hotel 1 BR Deluxe Garden View NE61B Bali Indonesia
