Unbelievable New Orleans Stay: TownePlace Suites Canal Street Luxury!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to give you the real lowdown on the TownePlace Suites Canal Street Luxury in New Orleans. Forget those perfectly polished travel blogs – this is from the trenches. I'm talking warts and all! Let's get messy, shall we?
Unbelievable New Orleans Stay: TownePlace Suites Canal Street… Mostly Luxury! (My Honest Review)
Okay, let's be real, "Luxury" might be a touch ambitious, but hey, it's New Orleans! Anything goes. This place? It surprised me. Not in a bad way, mind you. Let's dive in, shall we?
Accessibility: Kinda Got It Covered, Mostly Okay.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not personally rocking a wheelchair, so I can't speak expert on that front. But I did notice the elevator (a huge win!), and the website claims facilities for disabled guests. Always confirm those details directly with the hotel – don’t take my word for it. The exterior corridor is cool for easy access to your room, instead of a maze, you know? Makes getting your stuff easier.
Cleanliness and Safety: Breathing a Sigh of Relief (Mostly!)
Okay, COVID times, am I right? This place… they actually seemed to care. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere (a lifesaver!). They claim rooms sanitized between stays and professional-grade sanitizing services. I mean, you hope they’re doing it. I saw plenty of staff trained in safety protocol, wearing masks, the whole deal. Plus, the front desk [24-hour] always had someone available. They should have smoke alarms, I sure hope they do!
The Room - My Oasis (and the Few Little Quirks)
Available in all rooms… well it should be a fully loaded stay: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Bathtub (that's twice! I take a lot of baths!), Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed (YES!), Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN & Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Listen, the bed? Heaven. I crashed HARD after a day exploring the French Quarter. The blackout curtains are a godsend. And the free Wi-Fi? Essential for posting Instagram stories of your beignet-fueled adventures. Okay, here's a confession (it's New Orleans, we all have those). I forgot toothpaste. Thank God for the convenience store downstairs. It’s a lifesaver. One tiny gripe? The mini-bar. Honestly, overpriced and not that exciting. But hey, you came to New Orleans to drink, not to sip lukewarm soda from the fridge. Focus on the good food.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (Or, Where to Get Your Grub)
Here's the real test! They have restaurants, but it wasn't open late. Which, is, a bummer. But, the best part? The breakfast [buffet]. (or a breakfast takeaway service! which it was sometimes). Now, I’m a breakfast fiend. And this breakfast? It delivered! Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, (not really my thing) (the usual suspects of scrambled eggs, pastries, fruit). Just what you need to fuel up for a day of debauchery you know? And the coffee shop! Essential!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
Look, I have to give it to them, the daily housekeeping was on point. My room was always spotless. The concierge was helpful with recommendations and directions. They have a currency exchange… handy if you’re arriving from another country. And, get this, cash withdrawal available. Because who carries cash anymore?
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Let's Get Pampered (Or, Attempt to, Anyway)
Okay, This is where things get interesting.
- Fitness center: Did I go? Maybe. Did I use it? Nope. But it was there!
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: This was a highlight, as far as I was concerned. After a day of walking the streets of New Orleans, a refreshing dip in the swimming pool was just what the doctor ordered! The poolside bar was convenient.
- Spa: Sadly, there was no spa. Big missed opportunity, in my opinion. I NEEDED a massage after all that walking.
- If there was a Sauna or Steamroom, i'd have probably fallen asleep. I love a good nap.
For the Kids: Family Friendly (Sort Of)
They claim to be family/child friendly and offer a babysitting service. Now, I'm a solo traveler, so I don’t have kids to test this out.
Getting Around: Getting My Bearings
- Taxi service: Easy peasyLemon Sqeezy..
- Car park [free of charge]: Major bonus for those driving.
Internet Access - Never a Problem with Free Wi-Fi
- Internet - I got access.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
- It’s the 21st century. I needed it. And I got it. Score!
My Big Unbelievable TownePlace Suites Canal Street Experience:
The Location, The Heart of It All
Let's just say, It's close to Canal Street! And that means… easy access to everything! The French Quarter, the Garden District, all of it! But also, the hotel is far away from everything!
The Verdict
Look, the TownePlace Suites Canal Street isn't flawless, okay? I had some quirks, (and I found out some things) – but overall? I had a great experience. It’s clean, convenient, and a good base for exploring this crazy, amazing city.
My Honest Offer - Book Now, Babes! (with a few caveats)
Are you ready to dive into the magic of New Orleans? Book your stay at TownePlace Suites Canal Street Luxury! (Okay, mostly luxury), and get ready for an experience you won't forget.
Here's the Deal:
- Amazing Location: Walk (or stumble!) to the French Quarter, music venues, and all the iconic sights.
- Comfy Rooms: Perfect for crashing after a long day of exploration.
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected, post those selfies, and plan your next adventure.
- Breakfast Buffet Fuel up before the festivities!
- Pool and Bar: Cool off and sip cocktails after a day of adventure.
But, a Heads Up:
- Confirm all your accessibility needs directly with the hotel.
- Book in advance, especially during peak season (trust me!).
- Make that reservation! You WON'T regret it.
Click here to book your Unforgettable New Orleans Getaway! (Link to your hotel reservation site here)
(Okay, maybe “Unforgettable” is a tad dramatic, but hey, it's New Orleans. Everything is over-the-top, right? Now go forth, get messy, and have a blast. I definitely did.)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your meticulously planned, Instagram-perfect itinerary. This is… my attempt at surviving New Orleans. From a TownePlace Suites, no less. Let's see how much chaos we can cram into a few days.
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Beignets of Doom (and Delight)
- Morning (ish) - The Descent into Madness (or New Orleans):
- Arrive at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY). Seriously, the humidity hits you like a brick wall. I swear, as the plane door opened, my hair immediately tripled in volume. Welcome to the frizz zone!
- Taxi to TownePlace Suites New Orleans Downtown/Canal Street (the 'Downtown' part is a bit of a stretch, but hey, free breakfast, right?). Check-in: smooth as… well, not smooth. The guy at the desk looked like he'd seen some things. Maybe I will too.
- Anecdote: Okay, my phone's GPS is already acting up (typical). Ended up wandering around for an hour, convinced I was lost and doomed to a life of eating stale crackers in a swamp. Thankfully, a very kind local (with a voice smoother than melted butter) set me straight. He also recommended a real daiquiri place. (Note: I added the recommendations later on.)
- Afternoon - The Beignet Blitzkrieg:
- Lunch: A quick, forgettable bite. I was too busy psyching myself up for the real event.
- The Beignet Pilgrimage: First stop: Café Du Monde. Everyone told me to go. The line… was… long. But the anticipation was killing me! I'm talking, Homer-Simpson-drooling levels of anticipation.
- Beignet Experience: Okay, here's the truth: the first bite… was pure, powdered sugar heaven. Then, the sugar got everywhere. My face, my clothes, the poor woman next to me… It was a glorious, sticky, sugar-fueled disaster. I ate three. Judge me, I dare you. My only regret: I didn’t order a second coffee.
- Quirky Observation: The seagulls are HUGE and they're absolutely eyeing your beignet. They also seemed strangely judgmental. Like, "You're not really enjoying that, are you? You look like a powdered-sugar clown."
- Evening - Jazz and Jitters:
- Walked a bit along the French Quarter. The energy is something. The people-watching is even better. And I swear, I saw a vampire. Probably just a very pale tourist.
- Dinner & Emotional Whirlwind: Dinner at a nearby restaurant with live jazz. The music was incredible! It also brought on a sudden wave of… nostalgia? The lonely kind. Then, a lovely couple sat beside me and got me laughing, and laughing and laughing…Then, they left and I was hungry (again).
- Evening Ramble: The city at night is different. The lights! The music! I swear, I saw a ghost… or maybe I had one too many hurricanes (the real kind, you know?). Back to the hotel for a decent sleep. Hope I do not wake up with a sugar rush.
Day 2: History, Hangover, and… More Beignets?
- Morning - The Waking Nightmare (or, Breakfast):
- Breakfast at the TownePlace Suites. Free, but… well, it's free. Waffles, bless them. Coffee, thankfully.
- History and Hangovers: I'd planned a historical walking tour of the French Quarter. It was fantastic (even in the throes of a mild headache from the night before). Learning about the history, the architecture… it's incredible. Made me a little sad to realize how little I knew.
- The Imperfection: I got slightly lost. Again. I blame the cobblestones. And the aforementioned headache. And the allure of the shops.
- Afternoon - Exploring the Gardens & Shopping:
- The Garden District: A little bit out from the French Quarter, but a world away. The houses are stunning! The oak trees are majestic. I felt like I was walking through a movie set.
- Shopping: More shopping. Found a few gems (literally). I am on a budget, but New Orleans is really calling on my wallet.
- Rant alert: The prices. The lines. Ugh! But the sales people, they are generally great. So, ok, maybe a few things?
- Evening - The River and Regret:
- Walked along the Mississippi River. Powerful. The boats! The smells! A little bit of regret when I realized I’d forgotten my water bottle.
- Dinner: A somewhat disappointing meal. It was fine. Meh. But… I was so full of beignets. This is a problem.
- Evening Ramble/Emotional Reaction: This city has charm in abundance. I'm starting to get it. Starting to feel… something. Maybe it's the history, maybe it's the music, maybe it's the sugar. It's addictive. Should I move here? NO!
- Back to the hotel. Bed.
Day 3: Cemetery Secrets and Departing Demands
- Morning - Cemetery and Curiosity:
- St. Louis Cemetery No. 1: Booked a tour! Honestly, the cemeteries are fascinating. The elaborate tombs, the history… it's eerie and beautiful at the same time.
- The Emotional Rollercoaster: The tour guide, was fantastic. Some stories made me laugh, some made me think. It's easy to get carried away by the history of the city.
- Imperfection alert: I nearly tripped over a tomb.
- Afternoon - Food, Floundering, and Farewell (sort of):
- Lunch: Needed some seafood. Fried oysters did the trick!
- Food and Floundering: Found a great little hole-in-the-wall restaurant. The food? Amazing. The service?… Let’s just say, it was "New Orleans time." I waited an hour, but I did not mind because I found a lovely place to shop and spent my time happily.
- Farewell (For Now): Gathering my things at the hotel. Already plotting my return. New Orleans, you’re a mess. But you’re my mess.
- Lunch: Needed some seafood. Fried oysters did the trick!
Final Thoughts (or, the Truth)
- Overall Rating: 9/10! Because the city is a dream, the food is great, and I would come back any time. My imperfections? Well, I loved them; I'm human, after all.
- Recommendations (If You Must Listen To Me):
- Daiquiri Place: (Just ask a local. They will tell you! And it's the best)
- Cafe Du Monde: Go. Just go. Prepare for the sugar. Enjoy.
- French Quarter: Wander, explore, get lost. Embrace the chaos.
- Cemeteries: Don't be afraid of a tour. They're fascinating.
- Hotel: TownePlace Suites New Orleans Downtown/Canal Street: It's a hotel. It has free breakfast. It’s the perfect place to crash after a day in the glorious madness of New Orleans.
Alright, that’s it. Goodbye, for now, New Orleans. Until next time, you beautiful, messy, sugar-coated beast.
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Unbelievable New Orleans Stay: TownePlace Suites Canal Street – My Take (And Maybe Yours Too!)
Okay, Seriously... Is This TownePlace Suites *Really* "Luxury"? Because my expectations are, you know, low...
The Location... Is Canal Street actually convenient, or am I gonna be stuck in a tourist trap hellhole? (Help!)
Breakfast... Is it just the usual sad continental fare? Because I need my carbs.
The Room: Spacious? Clean? Or will I be battling dust bunnies the size of small pets?
Parking: Nightmare fuel? Or actually manageable?
The Staff: Grumpy and jaded from years of dealing with tourists, or actually helpful?
The Pool: Did it exist? Was it actually swimmable? (And did anyone get naked?)
Seriously, would youHidden Stay
