Dallas Allen/Fairview's BEST Kept Secret: This Hotel Will Blow You Away!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving deep into Dallas Allen/Fairview's BEST Kept Secret: "This Hotel Will Blow You Away!" – and I'm not gonna lie, the pressure's on. They're asking for everything. Accessibility? Check. Spas? Oh honey, we're talking spas. Dining? Lord, have mercy, we'll need to loosen our belts. So, let's do this, shall we?
(Disclaimer: I haven't actually STAYED here. My review is based on the provided information. But I shall feel like I did).
First Impressions (and the Elevator… Maybe?):
Right off the bat, they’re screaming luxury. "This Hotel Will Blow You Away!" – bold claim, right? But hey, I secretly love a bit of drama in my hotel experiences. Let's start with the essentials, the accessibility stuff, which is massive for me. We're looking for Wheelchair accessible, Elevator, and thankfully, a lot of places have facilities for disabled guests. That's crucial, because I have a feeling, if they're aiming for "blow you away," they probably thought of all the basics. Oh, and Air conditioning in public area. Essential. You can't be blown away in a sweatbox.
Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Confusing
Okay, so we've checked for some accessibility features, but the devil's always in the details. How good is wheelchair access REALLY? Are the restrooms big enough? Are the rooms themselves wheelchair accessible (a total make-or-break deal for some folks)? It's not explicitly stated, which is a tiny red flag. They're claiming to be amazing, but that's a big missing piece. Please, people, make it easy for EVERYONE to enjoy your hotel! Also, they have CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which is good for safety, but doesn't necessarily translate to accessibility. Gotta look beyond the surface.
Rooms: The Haven (or Not?)
Right, the rooms themselves. They've listed EVERY. SINGLE. THING. Air conditioning, good. Blackout curtains (praise be!), Coffee/tea maker (essential for my morning freak-out), and a desk – perfect for pretending I'm actually working while sipping that coffee. Extra long bed? YES PLEASE. I'm a tall gal, and this is a MUST. We have free bottled water, which is classy. Hair dryer, because frizzy hair is NOT a good start to an amazing experience. Also, they have Internet access – wireless (Wi-Fi [free]) in the rooms, which is a huge win. And, they have an Ironing facilities, because I do not want to look like a mess during this experience. They have alarm clock – great, I think? On-demand movies – always a plus! Smoke detector – SAFETY! Wake-up service – very good indeed for an experience!
Dining and Drinking: Prepare to Unbutton Your Pants
Now, THIS is where things get interesting. Let's talk about dining. So much dining. Restaurants, plural. Bar. Poolside bar. Coffee shop. My stomach is already starting to rumble. We've got Breakfast [buffet] (my Kryptonite), Breakfast in room (for the days I can't adult), Breakfast [buffet], Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant. Lord have mercy, is this a hotel or a global food court? It reads as promising, but who knows how good the food is? We will find out.
They also have Room service [24-hour] (because midnight pizza is a necessity), Coffee/tea in restaurant. Plus, snack bar, bottle of water, desserts in restaurant, and stuff like salad in restaurant, soup in restaurant. Now, are these just the basic offerings, or is there some real culinary talent here? Big question!
Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Anyone?
Okay, this is where the "blow you away" part is supposed to kick in, yes? Spa. Sauna. Steamroom. Swimming pool with view. Massage. Body wrap. Body scrub. OH MY GOODNESS. My stress levels are already diminishing just reading this list! I can see it now: me, wrapped in warm towels, sipping something fruity, and blissfully ignoring all my problems. Sign me up! A pool with a view? That's the dream. Okay, I'm starting to buy into the hype.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Post-Pandemic Reality
Alright, let's get serious. Cleanliness is KEY these days. They list a lot of promising things: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, and maybe most importantly: Room sanitization opt-out available. That's a nice touch for those who want to go full-on germaphobe.
Services and Conveniences: Are They Thinking of EVERYTHING?
This section is absolutely humongous. So much… stuff. They have it all: Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace, Xerox/fax in business center.
For the Kids: Gotta Keep the Mini-Me's Happy too!
This is where things get interesting. They list Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids meal, and Kids facilities, and then… that's it. This is either a pro or a con depending on who you are. If you're a parent, this lack of information may leave you wondering what kid facilities they have. On the other hand, if you're *travelling alone, you probably don't want to be over whelmed with children.
Getting Around: Wheels and Wheels (and Hopefully Not Too Much Walking)
They offer: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, and Valet parking. That's a lot of options! Excellent. Airport transfer is handy, and free parking is always a bonus.
The Unsung Heroes: Hidden Gems and Potential Dealbreakers
Okay, here's where we get into the nitty-gritty. I'm digging for those little details that make or break the experience. They offer Couple's room, which is GREAT. They lack Pets allowed – a bummer for pet lovers. Proposal spot makes my inner romantic swoon. Room decorations can make the stay, but if it feels impersonal or cheap, it’ll undermine the experience.
The Verdict (and the Honest Opinion):
Okay, based purely on the information, Dallas Allen/Fairview's BEST Kept Secret has the POTENTIAL to be amazing, truly. It's packed with amenities, the dining options sound fantastic, and the spa is almost mandatory. However, some serious gaps on accessibility still worry me a bit. They mention facilities, but details are KEY if they actually want people to enjoy a truly inclusive experience.
My Offer (because I've got to sell this dream, right?):
Book Now, and Get Your Chill On!
Listen, you deserve to be pampered. You DESERVE to experience a hotel that actually tries to surprise and delight you. And based on everything we have read, Dallas Allen/Fairview's BEST Kept Secret is trying REALLY hard to do just that. They are offering a package deal right now, they are trying to blow you away!
What’s included:
- A luxurious stay in a room equipped with every comfort imaginable.
- Unrestricted access to the spa (and oh, the spa!).
- Daily breakfast buffet, perfect for a culinary adventure.
Limited Time Offer:
Book within the next week and get an extra perk: a complimentary upgrade to a room with a view--an amazing experience!
Stop just existing and start living. Book your stay at Dallas Allen/Fairview's BEST Kept Secret: "This Hotel Will Blow You Away!" and get ready to be utterly and completely spoiled.
(Disclaimer #2: I still haven't been there. I just really hope the beds are comfy and the food is delicious)
Escape to Paradise: Luxury Villas in Costa Rica's Quepos!Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is a Residence Inn Dallas Allen/Fairview, TX, experience, unfiltered, unapologetically human, and probably a little chaotic.
Residence Inn Dallas Allen/Fairview: A Stream-of-Consciousness Itinerary (and a Prayer I Survive)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Grocery Store Odyssey (and Praying for Coffee)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival & Check-In: Ugh. Flights. Security. The endless hum of the airplane. Finally, I collapse into the Residence Inn lobby, slightly damp with airport sweat and existential dread. The front desk person is way too chipper. "Welcome!" they chirp. "Enjoy your stay!" I mutter a vague "Thanks" and clutch my key card like a life raft. Room: decent, but the view is of… another building. Classic.
- 1:30 PM - The Fridge Reconnaissance: Gotta check the vital supplies situation immediately. The little freezer compartment looks pitiful, barely enough space to freeze a lone Hot Pocket. This is a problem.
- 2:00 PM - The Grocery Store Gambit (Walmart, here we come): I have a pre-emptive craving for coffee. A strong coffee. So, off to the nearest Walmart. This is where things get real. I get easily overwhelmed by the sheer volume of options. Finding REAL coffee beans is a quest, people. Remember to buy essentials, like milk and a trash bag, it's crucial. Oh, and maybe some cookies because, you know, emotional stability. The check-out line is a comedy of errors: a screaming toddler, a coupon debacle, and me, just trying to survive.
- 3:30 PM - Coffee & Cookie Bliss: Back in the room, I finally brew a glorious, life-affirming pot of coffee. I feel like a new person! The cookies? Vanished in seconds. Zero regrets.
- 4:00 PM - Settling In & Netflix: The rest of the afternoon is a blur of unpacking, rearranging, and a massive Netflix binge. Because, hey, vacation… or at least, a desperate attempt at escaping reality.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Disaster (sort of): Okay, so I tried to be healthy and order a salad from a delivery service. It arrived, soggy and tragically underwhelming. I ate it anyway, even though it was a culinary disappointment.
- 8:00 PM - The Pool Revelation: The pool is tiny, crowded and has a bunch of kids. The dream of a relaxing evening swim is abruptly shattered.
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime, But Not Really: I attempt to sleep. I fail. Hotel beds are universally uncomfortable. Must. Sleep. But. Can't.
Day 2: Exploring Allen & The Unexpected Taco Triumph
- 7:00 AM - The Breakfast Bar Battle: Okay, so the free breakfast is a gamble. I grab the rubbery eggs (how do they do that?!), questionable sausage, and stale toast. I pour myself a cup of coffee. It's… drinkable. Survive.
- 8:00 AM - Errands and Shopping: I wander around Allen. I'm looking for a coffee place nearby. The shopping malls are a sensory overload. The sales people are energetic and, well, annoying.
- 11:00 AM - The Taco Revelation: Okay, so I stumbled on a hole-in-the-wall Mexican place. I am not usually into this stuff. But the tacos? Glorious. Soft tortillas, perfectly seasoned meat, the works. I order three, then another two, and briefly consider moving in. This is why travel is better. You can find hidden gems, places you never expected.
- 1:00 PM - Back to Room & A Nap: Food coma. Need I say more?
- 3:00 PM - Allen Scavenger Hunt (Self-Guided, Of Course): I attempt to find some local sights. Allen is… well, it's a suburb. But I find a pretty park. I take pictures and enjoy the moment.
- 5:00 PM - Working… Or Trying To: I have important things to do. The Wifi is being… intermittent. Working from a hotel room may be the worst thing.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner Dilemma & The "Healthy" Choice Attempt: Okay, so I make another attempt at a healthy dinner. This time, I order a pizza. I only feel a little guilty.
- 9:00 PM - Shower & The Nighttime Wanderlust: The shower water isn't as hot as I'd like. But it's fine. I stare out of the window. I can't help but feel a little restless. This hotel room is starting to feel like a gilded cage. I briefly consider sneaking out to the taco place.
Day 3: Departure & The Emotional Goodbye to Stale Breakfast
- 7:00 AM - The Final Breakfast Round: The rubbery eggs are somehow even more rubbery. But I get through it. Goodbye, breakfast bar.
- 8:00 AM - Packing Panic & Last-Minute Scramble: Where's my phone charger? Did I leave my keys in the restaurant? The pre-departure chaos is in full swing.
- 9:00 AM - Check-Out & The "See Ya Later, Allen" Sentiment: Goodbye, Residence Inn. It wasn't perfect, but you provided shelter, coffee, and, crucially, Wifi (eventually).
- 9:30 AM - Head to Airport: The airport, for better or for worse, and the real world awaits.
The Verdict:
This trip? A mixed bag. The hotel was… a hotel. The food was a rollercoaster. But the experience? Priceless. And hey, I survived. That's a win, right? Now, where's the nearest taco place on my way home…?
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