Escape to Paradise: Bali's Shanti Boutique Retreat Awaits
Escape to Paradise: Bali's Shanti Boutique Retreat - A Review (with a Side of Rambling!)
Okay, so I’m back from Bali, and let me tell you, my tan lines are the least interesting thing that came with me. I stayed at Shanti Boutique Retreat, and wow… just wow. This isn't your average hotel review, mind you. Think more like a well-meaning but slightly bewildered friend spilling the tea over a lukewarm latte the morning after. Buckle up.
(Accessibility, Let's Get Real)
Right off the bat, I need to give a shoutout to Shanti for trying to be accessible. They have "Facilities for disabled guests," which is great, but the devil's in the details, right? I didn't need full-on wheelchair accessibility, but I did see some ramps and an elevator, which, hey, that's a start. Hopefully they're constantly improving, because inclusive travel matters, and that should be a priority.
(Food, Glorious Food - And Maybe a Few Regrets)
The eating situation? Ah, where do I even begin? They have everything. A la carte, buffet, Asian, Western - it's like a global food tour decided to crash your holiday. Now, I'm usually a buffet girl (judge me!), but the Asian cuisine in the restaurant was truly something. I demolished plate after plate of the nasi goreng. Honestly, I still dream about it. They had a vegetarian restaurant too, which was a lifesaver after maybe a few too many cocktails and the sheer guilt of all that deliciousness. The Poolside bar was a highlight. Sitting there with a Bintang, watching the sun set… pure bliss. The Breakfast buffet was impressive with all the extras like Coffee/tea in restaurant and the option to get Breakfast in room. The Desserts in restaurant? Don’t even get me started. I think I added five pounds just from the Coffee shop alone.
Anecdote Time: I'm not a huge salad person, but I saw the Salad in restaurant look amazing, so I gave it a go. It was literally overflowing. I was also in that much of a bliss. The texture was good, but then it hit me: I had to eat it all. It was fine, but I realized I do not like salad! But that's my problem, not the restaurant's.
(Relaxation - My Excuse to Do Literally Nothing)
Okay, so the "Shanti" in "Shanti Boutique Retreat" isn't just for show. This place is a haven. I'm talking Pool with view, Sauna, Spa with Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage. The works. And look, I'm not usually a spa person. I'm more "Netflix and a bag of chips" kinda gal. But I actually started to enjoy myself.
The Massage Experience: An Understated Masterpiece
I found myself at the massage, and then I closed my eyes. The massage therapist worked some serious magic. My knots started melting away. I don't even remember the specifics, but I do remember feeling a level of relaxation I haven't experienced since… well, ever. It was that good. I may or may not have fallen asleep and started snoring. Don't judge me; I can't even think about how much I was sweating.
(Cleanliness and Safety - Praise Be!)
Let's be real, with everything going on in the world, cleanliness is key. And Shanti nailed it. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff were clearly trained in safety protocol. I felt safe, and that did a LOT for my relaxation levels. They're super conscious with Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They also use Professional-grade sanitizing services. They really did try to take care of everything.
(Things to Do - Aside from the Pool and the Pad Thai)
Here’s where things get a little… scattered. The Fitness center was there, but I… didn't visit it. There was a Gym/fitness, and a Steamroom. Okay, I just want to lie down on a sofa at that point. There was a lot. They had a Babysitting service (not something I needed, but good to know!), and Meeting/banquet facilities (huh?). The location is prime for exploring Bali, but honestly, I was perfectly content just lounging by the pool. They had an outdoor venue for special events, though I don’t know what that would be for.
(Rooms - My Little Paradise Bubble)
Ah, the rooms. This is where the magic truly happened. They have Non-smoking rooms (thank goodness), and mine was an absolute sanctuary. Air conditioning (a MUST in Bali), a comfy bed, Bathrobes, Free bottled water, a Mini bar (essential), and a Balcony. I especially appreciated the Blackout curtains. You know, for those days when you want to sleep until noon. The Daily housekeeping was great, though they gave me a new towel every hour. It was a little much. I love the Wi-Fi [free]. The Mirror was perfect for my daily Instagram glamour sessions.
And the best part? Escape to Paradise: Bali's Shanti Boutique Retreat Awaits
(Internet, Wi-Fi, and All That Modern Stuff)
Okay, this is important because I am a self-proclaimed digital nomad. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes, please! This is important if you have a job, or you just want to post a few pics. It was fast and reliable, which is a lifesaver when you're trying to upload those sunset shots. There's Internet [LAN] too if you're fancy. And they have Wi-Fi in public areas.
(Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter)
Shanti really thought of everything. Concierge service? Check. Currency exchange? Check. Laundry service? Double check. Dry cleaning? You betcha. Elevator? Yes! They even have a Gift/souvenir shop. Which, let's be honest, I probably spent way too much time in. The added convenience of Cash withdrawal was helpful. They made it so easy to spend all my money.
**(Getting Around - Bali is a Beautiful Mess)
Airport transfer? Yes, and worth every penny after that long flight. They also had a Car park, but honestly, I mostly used taxis. Taxi service was easy to get, and I figured I'd avoid trying to navigate Balinese traffic. They had Valet parking. I didn’t even know what that was. Then I got out of the car, and I walked around.
(For the Kids - I Don't Have Any, But Good to Know!)
They have Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, and a Babysitting service. So, if you're traveling with kids, you're sorted!
(Final Verdict: Should You Go?)
Absolutely. Shanti Boutique Retreat isn't just a hotel; it's an escape. It's that feeling after a long day, when you can finally sink into a soft sofa and relax . It's a place to recharge, to indulge, and to maybe (if you’re me) overeat pad thai. They're not perfect - no place is - but the staff is genuinely friendly, the food is incredible, and the atmosphere is pure bliss.
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(P.S. Don't judge my food choices. We all have our weaknesses.)
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Shanti Boutique Retreat: My Bali Bliss (and Breakdown) Itinerary - A Hot Mess Express
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized Instagram itinerary. This is the REAL deal. My attempt to "find myself" at Shanti Boutique Retreat in Bali. Did I find myself? Debatable. Did I find a truly phenomenal mango smoothie? Absolutely.
Day 1: Arriving in Paradise (with a Side of Panic Attack)
- 10:00 AM: Landed in Denpasar. The heat hit me like a damn frying pan. Instantly regretted the skinny jeans. First impression of the airport? Chaotic beauty. So many smiling faces, so much to take in! Found my driver, Wayan (pronounced "Why-an," which I kept forgetting and probably offended him multiple times), holding a sign with my name scrawled on it in, like, crayon. Charming!
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: The drive to Shanti. Oh. My. God. The traffic! Motorcycles weaving like chaotic fireflies. Temples peeking out from lush greenery. Rice paddies stretching out like a green ocean. Utterly breathtaking. I may have accidentally held my breath for a solid hour. Wayan probably thought I was having a stroke.
- 1:00 PM: Arrived at Shanti. Stunning. Seriously. Lush gardens, plunge pools everywhere, that signature Balinese architecture that just whispers "chill out." Checked into my villa, which was bigger than my New York apartment. Briefly considered moving in permanently.
- 1:30 PM: Panic attack. Or, more accurately, a mini-meltdown. So many beautiful places, so many expectations, no idea where to start! Clamped down my feelings and called the front desk.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch at the retreat restaurant. Ordered the Nasi Goreng, because when in Rome… or Bali, as the case may be. It was divine. Seriously, the best fried rice of my life. And the view? Jungle. Pure jungle. Ate in silence, just soaking it all in.
- 3:00 PM: Tried to do the "welcome massage". My masseuse, Dewa (again, probably butchering the pronunciation), was lovely but I was awkward. My muscles were knots from the flight, but really just tense from life…
- 4:30 PM: Failed at meditation. My mind felt like a goddamn pinball machine. Kept picturing myself selling all my belongings and opening a quirky cat cafe somewhere. (Okay, maybe that's not so bad).
- 6:00 PM: Sunset cocktails by the pool. Found a fellow traveler, a woman named Brenda, from Canada. Spent the evening swapping travel horror stories and laughing. Bali, I love you for this already.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner. More Nasi Goreng. No regrets. Watched the fireflies dance in the trees. Peace. Sort of.
Day 2: Yoga, Rice Paddies, and the Curse of the Mosquito
- 7:00 AM: Sunrise yoga. Surprisingly… enjoyable. The instructor, a woman named Maya, had a voice that wrapped around you like a warm blanket. Even managed a semblance of a warrior two pose. Feeling a little flexible…
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast. Smoothie bowl. Instagrammable as hell. Delicious.
- 9:30 AM: Rice Paddy Trek. Holy. Crap. Stunning. The vibrant green hues, the gentle breeze, the sense of absolute tranquility. Walked for miles, lost in the serenity.
- 11:00 AM: Got eaten alive by mosquitos. Like, seriously, they attacked with a vengeance. Itchy hell. Note to self: Invest in industrial-strength bug spray.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Something with curry. Delicious.
- 2:00 PM: Tried a cooking class. This was a disaster. Chopping vegetables like a deranged ninja. Accidentally added way too much chili. Burnt the rice. But hey, the Balinese people are nice.
- 4:00 PM: Attempted reading by the pool. Failed. Kept getting distracted by the beauty. And the mosquitos.
- 6:00 PM: Cocktail again.
- 7:00 PM: Balinese dance performance at the boutique. Beautiful. Almost cried. Felt very emotionally open, which probably has something to do with the fact that I hadn't been able to get into my phone all day.
Day 3: The Volcano's Call and a Moment of Pure Bliss
- 5:00 AM: Woke up pre-dawn for Mount Batur sunrise hike. (My driver Wayan came through with the plan). Slept in the car, which was surprisingly comfortable.
- 7:00 AM: Reached the summit of Mount Batur. The sunrise. The views. Utterly breathtaking. The whole experience was beautiful. Definitely one of the most significant experiences of my life.
- 8:00 AM: Ate breakfast at the summit. The air was as fresh as it ever gets. Ate a banana.
- 11:00 AM: Went down and back to my villa.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch again.
- 2:00 PM: Massage #2: The REAL DEAL! Oh Sweet Jesus. Shiatsu. Acupuncture. Hot Stones. It was pure, unadulterated bliss. For the first time in days, my mind actually quieted. I drifted off. I floated. I may have snored. It was heaven.
- 4:00 PM: Back to my villa, the one I'd been dying to move into. And it was finally the first time that I could finally relax.
- 7:00 PM: Farewell Dinner…
Day 4: Saying Goodbye to Paradise (With a Side of Sadness)
- 8:00 AM: Final breakfast. Said goodbye to Brenda.
- 9:00 AM: Attempted to write in my journal. Failed. Just stared at the beauty.
- 10:00 AM: Packing. Cringed.
- 11:00 AM: Checkout. Said goodbye to Wayan, who offered me one last mango before the drive.
- 12:00 PM: Trip to the airport.
- 3:00 PM: Departure.
Overall Reaction: Bali? Magical. Shanti Boutique Retreat? Worth every penny. Would I come back? In a heartbeat. Did I find "myself"? Maybe not. But I did find some peace, a killer massage, a newfound appreciation for Nasi Goreng, and a strong desire to live a simpler life. And isn't that enough for now? Now, to find some bug spray… and book my return trip.
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Alright, spill the beans: Is Shanti Boutique Retreat REALLY as dreamy as the Instagram photos?
Fine, fine, the pictures are pretty. But Is the food actually good? I'm a picky eater. (Don't judge me!)
Okay, so what about the relaxation stuff? The yoga, the massages… is it all just a bunch of overly-spiritual, chanting types? (Again, judge-y people, move ON!)
The location seems… remote. Is it hard to get around? Will I be stranded? (I'm an anxious traveler.)
What's the best time to go, weather-wise? I'm not a fan of getting rained on.
Is it kid-friendly? (I need a break, but...)
Okay, okay… be honest. What was THE BEST thing about the whole experience?
