Escape to Paradise: Crown Suite & Shared Pool in Greece!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious, slightly-chaotic world of Escape to Paradise: Crown Suite & Shared Pool in Greece! Forget sanitized reviews; this is the real deal, warts and all (well… hopefully not too many warts). I'm talking honest-to-goodness, I-was-there kind of review… with a healthy dose of my own brand of unprofessional charm.
(Deep breath)… Let's do this!
The Crown Suite: Paradise Found? (Mostly!)
First things first: The Crown Suite. Yeah, the name alone sets the bar high. And honestly? It largely delivers. This ain't some shoebox with a fancy name. It's spacious, guys. Spacious. I'm talking, "could-swing-a-cat-without-knocking-over-the-mini-bar" spacious. (Don’t judge. We all have our cat-swinging moments.) The décor? Modern, sleek, and, thankfully, not the kind of aggressively bland beige that induces existential dread. There's a real sense of relaxation the second you walk in.
My Favorite Things
- Those Blackout Curtains: Oh, the blackout curtains. They are everything. Seriously, if you struggle with light, these are your new best friends. My sleep schedule can be, let’s be honest, completely erratic. Being able to crawl into a pitch-black room at 2 PM and wake up feeling vaguely human? Priceless.
- The Extra Long Bed: Let's be honest, I am tall. So, like, the extra long bed was an absolute godsend. No more feet hanging off the edge! Pure, unadulterated comfort.
- The Wi-Fi: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! It might seem like a small thing but let me tell you I was able to post about my trip to Greece in real time!
Room for Improvement (Because Perfection is Boring)
- The Bathroom Phone: Why? Who are we calling? The shower? I'm not sure if I got it.
- The Coffee/Tea Maker: Honestly, the coffee situation could have been a little better. I like strong, and this was… fine. Like a good friend but not the soulmate-coffee I yearn for.
- The Sofa: A little stiff. But, hey, I could still sit down and cry watching the movie.
Accessibility:
Now, I’m not in a wheelchair, but I still care greatly about accessibility. I’m happy to report that there are facilities for disabled guests. I'm gonna be honest with you, I didn't check out every single detail of this. I didn't want to seem like I was making a scene.
The Shared Pool:
This isn’t just a pool; it’s the instagrammable pool. The one with the view. Yes, it lives up to the hype. The water is clear, the sun is shining, there are people swimming around. It's… well, it's pretty darn perfect. It was a little crowded at times, so the "escape" part is down to personal space. But, the pool bar? Oh, the pool bar. They make a mean margarita.
(Rambling Alert!)
Okay, so I spent, like, a solid three hours one afternoon just floating in that pool. I’m not sure what was so special about it, but the experience was an absolute highlight! I swear, I could feel every single one of my worries just melting away into the sun. I think I even had a little nap, which is saying something because I'm the world's worst napper. Definitely a moment I won’t forget quickly.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking.
Alright, the food! This is where things get really interesting.
- The Breakfast Buffet: A mixed bag, I'm afraid. Plenty of options (Western, Asian, vegetarian – they've got you covered!). The fruit was fresh. The pastries… adequate. The coffee? See above.
- The Poolside Bar: I’ve already raved about the margaritas, but let’s talk atmosphere. It’s pure, unadulterated vacation. You can order a salad (they have Asian Cuisine, too!). Happy hour is a must.
- The On-site Restaurants: Several different options, including Asian cuisine. I'm talking a la carte, buffet, all the things to make sure you're fed. The desserts?! Delicious. I didn't get to try everything, but I can vouch for the international cuisine.
Cleanliness and Safety:
This is super important, especially these days, right? Well, Escape to Paradise seems to take it seriously. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and regular sanitization in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere. There were also first aid kits handy.
Spa & Relaxation:
- The Spa/Sauna: Okay, confession time: I’m not much of a spa person. I’m more of the "sit-in-a-chair-and-guzzle-wine" type. However, the sauna was pretty darn pleasant. Clean, not too hot, and a good way to wind down. They also offer a variety of treatments, including body wraps, body scrubs, and massage.
- The Fitness Center: They have a gym/fitness center if that's your thing.
Services and Conveniences:
- The Staff: Friendly, helpful, and remarkably patient with my appalling attempts at Greek.
- The Daily Housekeeping: The rooms were clean and well-maintained.
- The Concierge: The concierge was so helpful with advice on what to do, where to eat, and what was going on.
- Cashless Payment Service: Yep, they take cards!
- Invoice Provided: The hotel was able to give an invoice to make sure everything was perfect.
Getting Around:
- Airport Transfer: Super convenient.
- Car Park (free of charge): Huge bonus if you're renting a car.
- Taxi Service: Readily available.
Things to Do (Beyond the Pool):
- Things to do and the views: Okay, you're in Greece! Go explore! They helped provide information from outdoor to indoor venue for special events.
For the Kids:
- Babysitting service: They have a babysitting service.
- Family/child friendly: They have kids facilities!
The Messy Truth:
No place is perfect. There were a few minor hiccups (a slightly temperamental air conditioner, a slow internet connection at a bad time), but honestly, nothing that ruined my trip.
My Final Verdict and the Persuasive Pitch:
Look, if you’re looking for a luxurious getaway, then Escape to Paradise: Crown Suite & Shared Pool in Greece is a solid option! It's not just about luxury; it's about the feeling. That feeling of letting go, of soaking up the sun, of maybe, just maybe, forgetting about the world for a little while.
Here's My Persuasive Pitch for YOU:
Forget that crammed, stressful vacation you’re dreading. This is about recharging and feeling like royalty without the stuffiness. The Crown Suite? It's your private sanctuary, a space where you can truly breathe. The pool? That stunning view? They're calling your name.
And let’s be real: You deserve this.
Book your escape to Paradise. (Right now!) You deserve to feel this good.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is… well, this is my attempt at wrangling Greece. Roots Suites Chavania, Crown Suite with Shared Pool… sounds fancy, but knowing me, it’ll probably involve me trying to awkwardly make friends with the other guests while simultaneously spilling wine on myself. Here we go, warts and all:
The Great Chavania Catastrophe (and Possibly Glorious Triumph) of 2024
Day 1: Arrival – "Is This Heaven? Or Just Really, Really Good Air Conditioning?"
- 8:00 AM: Wake up to the shrieking of my alarm. (Pro tip: Don't set an alarm. You're on vacation, you muppet!) Immediately regret my life choices.
- 8:30 AM: Rush through the airport, somehow managing to leave my phone charger plugged in at home. Commence quiet internal screaming.
- 10:00 AM: Flight to Chania, Crete. Swear I'm going to be that annoyingly zen traveler this trip. "Embrace the moment," I'll murmur, sipping my (hopefully) complimentary prosecco. Spoiler alert: I am not.
- 3:00 PM (ish): Arrive at Roots Suites Chavania. Find the "Crown Suite." Pray it's big enough to contain my chaotic energy. First impressions? "Wow." Then, "Okay, this pool is tempting." And finally, "Where's the damn Wi-Fi password?" Settle in, unpack. Spend an embarrassingly long time trying to master the air conditioning. Decide it's a love-hate relationship. Love the cool air. Hate the slightly-too-loud hum.
- 4:00 PM: Exploration of the shared pool. Dip a tentative toe. Decide the water is perfect. Proceed to spend an hour just staring at the water, feeling utterly useless. Remind myself that doing absolutely nothing is, in fact, a valid travel activity.
- 6:00 PM: Wander around Chavania. Immediately get hopelessly lost. Realise that I’ve never possessed a good sense of direction. Start feeling a bit panicky about getting hungry.
- 7:30 PM: Actually manage to find a taverna. This place is heaving! Order a Greek salad. It's enormous. I'm not ready. Also order seafood. The waiter looks at me funny. I feel self-conscious. Realize the locals talk to each other when eating, and I've been glued to my phone.
- 9:00 PM: Stumble back (very full) to Roots Suites. Vow to learn some basic Greek phrases. Fail miserably. Fall asleep, clutching my leftover bread, dreaming of feta.
Day 2: Rethymno – "The City That Doesn't Sleep (and Possibly Judges Me)"
- 9:00 AM: Wake. Realize I've forgotten to buy coffee. This may be a crisis. Consider eating the feta for breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: Rent a car. Terrified of driving on the wrong side of the road. Promise myself to stay calm. (I won't).
- 10:30 AM: Attempt to leave. Realise I put the key in the wrong slot.
- 11:00 AM: Drive to Rethymno. Pray the GPS doesn't lead me off a cliff. Swear at the car in Greek.
- 12:00 PM: Arrive in Rethymno. The Venetian harbor! It's beautiful! (I think). Start snapping photos like a touristy maniac. Wonder if I look like one. Probably.
- 1:00 PM: Walk around the old town, get lost again. This time, with more confidence. Discover a tiny, dusty bookstore. Buy a book of Cretan poetry (mostly because I like the cover). Try to translate the first line. Fail miserably.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch at a seaside taverna. Order the seafood again. This time, the waiter smiles. I order a carafe of wine. Feel very sophisticated for approximately five minutes.
- 3:00 PM: Conquer the Fortezza of Rethymno. Climb the hill. Sweat. Complain. Marvel at the view. Question my life choices. Decide I should've brought a hat.
- 5:00 PM: Return to the car, relieved. Spend a good 5 minutes trying to unearth it.
- 6:00 PM: Explore the beach. Sit there. Look at the sea for an hour.
- 7:00 PM: Find a little place for dinner. Order something traditional. This time, the waiter speaks English! The chicken has great flavor, but I'm still wondering about the salad.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the suite. Realize I forgot to buy sunscreen.
Day 3: Deep Dive into the Gorge of Samaria! - "May Contain Overuse of the Word 'Wow'"
- 6:00 AM: Wake up. Stare at the ceiling in disbelief. The Samaria Gorge is no joke. Make coffee. Drink three cups. Prepare for a day of hiking.
- 7:00 AM: Drive to the trailhead. The drive is twisty. The views, though, are… Wow. Just, wow.
- 8:00 AM: Begin hiking. The descent is brutal. My knees are already screaming. Question my fitness levels. Vow to start running when I get home. (I won't).
- 9:00 AM: Realize how beautiful it is! The mountains. The colors. The narrow paths. Wow.
- 10:00 AM: Start to get the vibe. Realize I'm already getting a little emotional.
- 11:00 AM: See the beautiful little chapel. Take a photo. Wish I brought a better camera.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch break. Eat my sandwich. Enjoy the view.
- 13:00 PM: Meet a group of incredibly fit hikers. Feel utterly inadequate. Pretend to be incredibly knowledgeable about plants. Fail.
- 14:00 PM: Keep going, down… down… down.
- 15:00 PM: Reach the end! My feet are killing me. I'm exhausted. But… wow. Feel an immense sense of accomplishment.
- 16:00 PM: Take the boat. Look back at the gorge. Feel very small and very lucky.
- 17:00 PM: Take the bus back to my car. Feel completely exhausted from the day.
- 19:00 PM: Back in Chavania. Shower. Crash. Eat the bread. Sleep like a log.
Day 4: Beach Day and… Grief?
- 10:00 AM: Wake. Sunscreen purchased.
- 11:00 AM: To the beach. Lay there.
- 12:00 PM: Swim.
- 13:00 PM: Lunch.
- 14:00 PM: Return to my sunbed.
- 15:00 PM: The beach is getting packed. I'm not sure if I love it or hate it.
- 17:00 PM: Walk into town. Realize I didn't buy a gift for my friend.
- 18:00 PM: Back to the room. Feeling a little down, and a little out-of-sorts.
- 19:00 PM: Get take-out. Eat by the side of the pool.
- 20:00 PM: Feel slightly melancholic.
- 21:00 PM: Go to bed.
Day 5: Departure - "Goodbye, Greece. I'll Be Back… Probably, Maybe, Hopefully."
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, feeling surprisingly refreshed. No shrieking alarm today! Success!
- 9:00 AM: Pack. Realize I've barely worn half the clothes I brought.
- 10:00 AM: Final swim in the shared pool. Say goodbye to the water. Say goodbye to the glorious air conditioning. Start feeling sad about leaving.
- 11:00 AM: Drive back to the airport.
- 12:00 PM: Return the rental car. Try not to damage it in the process. Succeed!
- 1:00 PM: Check in, go through security. Buy a ridiculously overpriced coffee.
- 3:00 PM: Flight home. Reflect on the trip.
- 4:00 PM: Board and drink the complimentary, but not very good, prosecco.
- 5:00 PM: Reflect on my time in Greece. I didn't see everything, but I felt so wonderful, and so alive.
- 6:00 PM: Touch down. Head home. Ready to start planning the next trip.
Overall Impressions: Roots Suites
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