Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Merlin Hotel, Sungai Kolok, Thailand!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the… ahem… Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Merlin Hotel, Sungai Kolok, Thailand! Listen, I'm not going to lie, when I first saw the name, I expected maybe, just maybe a real-life Merlin would appear to whisk me away on a broomstick. Sadly, no magic wands, just actual, tangible amenities. But hey, who needs a talking owl when you’ve got… well, let’s get into it, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility: A Tricky Start, Thankfully Mostly Smooth Sailing
Okay, so Sungai Kolok. Let’s be real, it’s not exactly the Champs-Élysées. Getting there involved a bit of an adventure (airport transfer was available, which is awesome), but the actual location is… well, a bit out of the way. However, once you arrive at the Merlin Hotel, the accessibility ramps and the elevator are definite wins for anyone with mobility challenges. They’ve really thought about Facilities for disabled guests, and that gets a big thumbs up. CCTV everywhere makes you feel a little under surveillance, but hey, it’s good for security, right?
But, and here’s the "BUT"…getting around the immediate vicinity of the hotel? Don't bank on easily popping out for a spontaneous adventure. Plan ahead!
Rooms & Amenities: Where the REAL Luxury Begins – Or Does It?
Now, for the good stuff. The rooms. OH. EM. GEE. If you appreciate a good, solid dose of luxury, you'll be pleased. Picture this: you step into your room (mine had a pretty good view) and BAM, instant relaxation. The Air conditioning feels like a cool, blissful hug on your sweaty face. The Blackout curtains? Essential for fighting the Thai sunshine and sleeping in like a lazy sloth. The Extra long bed was perfect, (I'm 6ft tall which is tall for Southeast Asia) which is a huge win for a traveler like me.
And the little things! The Bathrobes, the slippers, the complimentary tea and coffee. It's those details that make you feel like you're actually worth pampering – which, let’s be honest, we all are. Wi-Fi [free] is a Godsend in the modern world, in all the rooms! though there was a LAN option as well, which made for a very nice back-up option. A desk means I could actually get some work done (yes, I do sometimes work!), and the laptop workspace was a lifesaver.
One teeny, tiny gripe: While the bathrooms were private, the pressure was a little… weak one night. It was a minor inconvenience (and probably a one-off thing) but I felt as though I had to be extra aware of any shampoo on my head.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure – Mostly Deliciously So
Alright, let's talk about food. Because, let's face it, food is life. The Merlin Hotel boasts a pretty extensive dining selection. The Restaurants offered everything from Asian cuisine (obviously) to some pretty decent Western cuisine. I went for the Asian breakfast… wow. The Buffet in restaurant was a beautiful sight! The Breakfast [buffet] was a glorious spread of deliciousness. You can also opt for Breakfast in room– perfect for those mornings when you just can't be bothered to put on pants. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was always a welcome sight and the Coffee shop was a nice touch, too.
The Poolside bar? Heaven. Sipping a cocktail by the swimming pool [outdoor] (which, by the way, had a gorgeous Pool with view) was pretty much the definition of bliss. The Happy hour deals were, of course, a delightful bonus. I might have enjoyed a few (or seven) cocktails. Don’t judge me!
The Snack bar was great for a quick bite, and the Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver more than once.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa-tacular (Almost)
Okay, so this is where the "Unbelievable Luxury" really comes into play. The Merlin Hotel has a Spa! They offer a bunch of treatments: the Body scrub, the Body wrap, and of course, the Massage. (I highly recommend the massage, by the way). The entire experience was so wonderfully relaxing and I was totally rejuvenated.
The Fitness center looked well-equipped if you're the type who actually enjoys working out on holiday (I am not). There's a Sauna and a Steamroom but I couldn't quite work up the energy to try them. Foot bath? Now that's a game changer. But oh, I did thoroughly enjoy the Swimming pool (which, again, had that incredible view).
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Somewhat Pampered
Look, let’s be honest, in the current climate, safety is everything. The Merlin Hotel seems to take it very seriously. There's Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff are all wearing masks. Kudos to them for the Anti-viral cleaning products and the Rooms sanitized between stays. I felt safe. It's a reassurance in these times.
Staff & Service: Smile! (Mostly)
The staff were generally friendly and helpful. The Front desk [24-hour] was a major bonus, especially when I had to call down in a mild panic at 2 am because I couldn't figure out the TV. They were patient with my fumbling attempts to articulate my problem. The Concierge was able to assist on many things, which was a huge plus.
The Hiccups: No Place Is Perfect
Alright, let’s get real. If I had to knit-pick, there were a few minor issues. The Internet access – LAN didn't always work flawlessly. And the location, as mentioned, wasn't exactly vibrant. But honestly, those are minor gripes in the grand scheme of things.
The Verdict: Should You Book the Merlin Hotel?
Hell. Yes.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary for the Merlin Hotel in Su-ngai Kolok, Thailand, is less "perfectly curated travel blog" and more "drunk cousin's rambling story about a slightly disastrous but ultimately hilarious weekend." Let's do this:
Merlin Hotel Madness: A Messy Thai Ramble
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Disbelief (and, like, a really bad massage)
- 14:00 - Touchdown in Su-ngai Kolok: Okay real talk: getting here felt like I was being smuggled. Train ride in from wherever I came from was… an experience. Basically, I’d packed everything I thought I needed, including my anxiety and a healthy dose of wishful thinking. The border crossing? Let's just say my passport photos are looking… dated. And is this town really known for its gambling? Everyone seems to be heading that way, but I am not that guy.
- 15:00 - Merlin Hotel Check-In: The Merlin. Oooooh, the Merlin. It screams "1980s business trip meets 'lost tourist' central." Receptionist? Bless her heart, she was trying, bless. She looked a little worn down, but hey, who isn't? The lobby's doing a solid impression of "a grand hotel, if you squint really hard." First impression? It's like the hotel equivalent of a friendly dog with a goofy underbite. I think I like it.
- 16:00 - The Room (aka: My New Dungeon): Okay, the room. It's… functional. The air-con sounds like a dying walrus, which is either charming or terrifying, I haven't decided yet. The view? A charming collection of rooftops and power lines. But hey! Clean-ish sheets! Success!
- 17:00 - Desperate Search for Food (and maybe a drink): Wandered out in search of sustenance. Found a street food stall selling… something. I pointed and smiled. Probably ate something vaguely resembling chicken. It was edible! Sort of.
- 18:00 - The "Relaxing" Massage: Oh, god. I found a massage place. Looked promising. It was not. I'm convinced the masseuse was trying to rearrange my internal organs. I think I might still have a bruise on my back. I should have just curled up on the bed but I was excited to get started.
- 19:30 - Dinner Dilemma: Back at the hotel, decided to try the hotel's restaurant. Pretty sure I ordered a chicken sandwich that may or may not have been the same chicken I "ate" on the street. Decent fries, though. Fries are always a win.
- 21:00 - Bedtime: Curled into bed. The walrus aircon is in full effect. Already regretting a bunch of life decisions. Hope I don't get "the runs".
Day 2: Gambling Dreams (I Think?) & Market Mayhem
- 08:00 - Wake-Up Call (from the Walrus): The AC beast is still going strong. Trying to remember what time zone I'm in. Struggling.
- 08:30 - Breakfast Buffet Disaster: The buffet… oh dear god. Eggs that look suspiciously like rubber. Mysterious fruit. Coffee so strong, it could probably run a small car. Survived. Barely.
- 09:30 - Exploring (with a side of existential dread): Ventured outside. The local market STUNNED me! A sensory overload of sights, smells, and sounds. Fish that definitely didn't look fresh enough and strange fruits that I wouldn't touch with a barge pole. The sheer energy of the place was something else. I loved it. And hated it. And loved it again.
- **11:00 - *The Casino (or My Brief Brush with Gambling Glory):* Fine, curiosity got the better of me. Went to one of the casinos. The music was a cacophony of questionable pop. The air was thick with cigarette smoke. Spent five minutes watching someone play poker, then GTFO before I lost all my money. Didn’t gamble. Woohoo!
- 12:00 - Lunch: Found a tiny noodle shop tucked away. Seriously good noodles. This is what travel is all about—finding a hidden gem! I could live on those noodles.
- 13:00 - Attempt at a Nap (failed): The walrus in the AC is relentless. Just… relentless. Also, those darn roosters - so LOUD. I think I hate them.
- 14:00 - More Exploring (and realizing I'm lost): Decided to wander again. Got very lost. Asked a guy for directions, who, bless his heart, pointed me towards a… different direction? Ended up back at the hotel, slightly sweaty and thoroughly confused. Also, my feet hurt.
- 16:00 - Poolside contemplation (and a near-drowning incident): They have a pool! Decided to take a dip. Forgot my swimming trunks. Ended up swimming in my underwear. The water was murky and I nearly drowned. Good times.
- 17:00 - Beer & "Self-Reflection" (read: whining to myself): Ordered a beer. Sat by the pool. Completely and utterly failing at being a "zen traveler." Actually spent far too long staring into space.
- 19:00 - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant (take 2): Ordered something different. Still chicken-adjacent. Still edible. Still no fries.
- 20:00 - The Eternal Struggle with the Air Conditioner: Seriously considering duct-taping it shut.
- 21:00 - Bedtime: Thinking tomorrow I might attempt to "leave". Fingers crossed.
Day 3: Departure (Thank God!) & Last-Minute Regrets
- 08:00 - The Same Damn Breakfast (with a grimace): The eggs. The coffee. It's all been an ordeal.
- 09:00 - Packing (the most important skill): Gathering my belongings. The walrus aircon is actually starting to sound kinda… charming? Am I going crazy? Maybe.
- 09:30 - Re-visiting the Market (yes, really): Fine, I craved those noodles. Had one last walk through the market, bought some random, pointless trinkets, and actually enjoyed myself. Maybe I'm starting to get it.
- 10:30 - Hotel Check-Out (with a sense of disbelief): The receptionist waved, and smiled. God bless her.
- 11:00 - Saying Goodbye to Su-ngai Kolok: Waiting for transportation, I sat at a coffee shop. Contemplated whether I should change my ticket and stay. "Nah, this is good, I have to go." But what if I didn't?
Final Thoughts:
So, there you have it. The Merlin Hotel: A place that might not be gleaming, but that's full of life. It's by no means the most luxurious lodging I've ever stayed in, but it's kind of glorious in its imperfections. Would I recommend it? Maybe. Would I return? Probably. Because, honestly, the worst travel experiences sometimes make the best stories. And, hey, at least the air conditioner kept things interesting. Now, time to move on…
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Merlin Hotel, Sungai Kolok - FAQs (Prepare Yourself!)
Seriously, is this place *actually* luxurious? Like, real-world, not-just-Instagram-filtered luxurious?
Okay, let's be brutally honest. "Unbelievable Luxury" is a *bit* of a stretch. The Merlin... it's a story. A slightly crumbling, gloriously faded, and often-surprising story of a hotel. Think of it like your eccentric, wealthy aunt who owns a beautiful, slightly-worn antique. The lobby? Grand, yes. That chandelier? Stunning. The initial impression? "Wow." Then you notice the tiny, almost comical imperfections: a slightly chipped tile, a water stain on the ceiling that's probably been there since the dinosaurs, and the faint whiff of… well, let's call it "aged opulence." But, and this is important, the *bones* are good. Really good. The rooms are HUGE. The beds? Cloud-like. And when you're sprawled out on your king-sized bed, looking out at the (possibly slightly overgrown, depending on the season) pool, you'll think, "Yeah, this is pretty damn good." Just, maybe, don't expect perfection. Expect character. Expect… well, expect Sungai Kolok. Which is part of its charm, right?
What are the rooms *actually* like? The photos online... are they... embellished?
Embellished? Possibly. Let's just say the angles are *carefully* chosen. The reality? Think spacious. Think slightly retro. Think… a bit of a time warp (in a good way!). The bathrooms are decent, but don’t expect a marble palace. More like, functional, clean, and with that slightly charming "vintage" feel. My advice? Book a suite if you can. Extra space is always a win. Especially if you've been crammed onto a train for hours, which, let's face it, is probably how you *got* to Sungai Kolok. And be prepared for the AC to be a little temperamental. Sometimes it blasts arctic air, sometimes it… well, it just kinda wheezes. It's all part of the adventure! And listen, that massive bed? Worth it. Glorious sleep. Glorious.
The food... What's the deal with the food? Is it edible? Decent? Michelin-star worthy?
Michelin-star worthy? Absolutely not. Edible? Absolutely! Decent? Sometimes! The hotel restaurant is… a mixed bag. The breakfast buffet is your best bet – expect a selection of Thai staples (hello, delicious rice porridge!) alongside some more… Westernized options. The coffee is… weak. Bring your own instant if you're a caffeine addict. Lunch and dinner are where it gets interesting. The menu is extensive, but the execution can be… inconsistent. I had a *fantastic* green curry one night, and a completely bland Pad Thai the next. My advice? Stick to the Thai dishes. They generally know what they're doing with those. And definitely, *definitely* explore the local food scene. Sungai Kolok has some amazing street food, and that's where the *real* culinary magic happens. Don't be afraid to try the stuff you can't pronounce!
Pool time! How's the pool setup? Is it actually swimmable?
The pool. Ah, the pool. Ok, the pool is one of the Merlin's *major* selling points. It's… big. It’s the kind of pool that makes you think, "Wow, this is the life." It's surrounded by lush greenery, it usually has more than a few sun loungers available (unlike some places where you have to be up before dawn to snag a spot), and generally, *yes*, it is definitely swimmable. The water is usually clean (thank goodness), and it’s a perfect place to unwind after a sticky day exploring Sungai Kolok. Though, and here's my slightly paranoid observation, I did once see a local bird taking a bath *in* the pool, which made me simultaneously delighted and a little… wary. But mostly delighted. Just keep your eyes open, I guess. Beyond that, it’s fabulous for a few laps or just floating around! (And possibly imagining yourself as a mermaid, no judgement.)
Okay, the location. Is Sungai Kolok actually a good base for exploring anything? Or am I just stuck?
This is tricky. Sungai Kolok isn't exactly a bustling tourist hub. It's… authentic. It's on the border with Malaysia, so it's a good jumping-off point for a border run (if that's your thing), or for exploring some of the less-trodden areas of Southern Thailand. Don't expect to be surrounded by hordes of other tourists. The town itself is… quiet. But that's part of the charm! There are markets, temples, and some lovely little cafes to discover. You're not going to be running a marathon of sightseeing, but you can definitely enjoy a bit of the local life. If you're looking for a relaxing getaway, and you don't mind a bit of off-the-beaten-path adventure, then Sungai Kolok is a great choice. But if you are expecting your normal tourist sites or nightlife, maybe look elsewhere.
Are there any hidden costs or things I should be aware of? And if there are, what is it?
Oh, always there are hidden costs. The classic one: extra water bottles. I swear, they hit you hard with the water bottle scam! Then the other is the transfer. To and from the train station is a must because you ain't walking with your luggage. But the biggest potential hidden cost is the *peace of mind*. Sometimes, you just don't get a sound sleep. The AC, as I mentioned, can go off. There's the occasional noise from the hallway or, I kid you not, *somebody's chicken.* I'm not even joking. The hotel cat, though adorable, can also create some sleepless nights, I am sure. And while the staff are lovely, the language barrier can be a challenge. (If you don't speak any Thai, learn a few phrases. It will save you!) So, factor in the extra cost of potentially buying earplugs, eye masks, some water and snacks from the 7-Eleven beforehand. Then there's this odd thing; sometimes the hot water takes a while. Embrace the imperfection! It's a small price to pay for a unique experience.
The staff... What are they like? Friendy? Helpful? Or, like, just... there?
The staff are a mixed bag, like any hotel. There are some shining stars, and there are some… well, let's just say they might be a little shy. Overall, they're genuinely friendly and try their best. Don't expect fluent English from everyone, but they'll always try to help. I had one particularly memorable interaction with a young woman at reception who went above and beyond to help me sort out a train ticket. ItStay Collective
