Bali Bliss: Your Luxurious 1BR Haven (ZN72A) Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving deep into the supposed “Bliss” of Bali Bliss: Your Luxurious 1BR Haven (ZN72A) Awaits! I’m talking a full sensory overload, a chaotic mix of sunshine, sanitization, and the unavoidable existential dread that comes before a tropical vacation. Let's see if this place truly delivers, shall we?
First, the Basics (and my Un-Blissful Entry):
Finding the place…well, that was an adventure. GPS was a suggestion, more than a reliable guide. Ended up circling a few times, sweating buckets, already plotting my escape plan from the heat of the Indonesian sun. Accessibility? Hmm. The entrance was okay, but navigating the resort felt a little…clunky. Not inaccessible per se, but not exactly a breeze for anyone with mobility issues. A few more ramps, perhaps?
**Then, the *Access* and Safety Stuff:**
- Okay, the CCTV was omnipresent. Seriously, they've got the place covered. That's reassuring, mostly. Except it also felt a little like being watched.
- Check-in/out [express] – Nope. Not really. Maybe they're hoping you'll just magically appear? Had to wait a bit which was annoying.
- Check-in/out [private] – This was available, actually. Nice touch for those who don't want to get social right away!
- Emergency Stuff – First aid kit…check. Fire extinguisher…check. Smoke alarms…yup. The Security [24-hour] seemed legit, and they've even got CCTV outside property. So, safety is clearly a thing they care about.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Well, they sure use a lot of them, based on the smell during check-in!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Good. This is a must in current times.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Okay, this is probably more for the times than luxury, but it is there.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I like this. Gives you options.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Also, good!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to be. Mostly.
Cleanliness and Safety- A Necessary Obsession
Let's be real; in the post-pandemic world (or whatever we're calling it now) cleanliness is king. Bali Bliss? They're trying. The professional-grade sanitizing services were apparent; the air had that sterile, almost clinical scent. Which, look, I appreciate, but it took away from the relaxing Bali vibe a bit. And I still saw a few stray dust bunnies under the table – you know, real-life stuff. Oh and the Hand sanitizer stations were definitely plentiful, but the constant germ-warfare felt… exhausting.
My Room (The 1BR Haven): A Mixed Bag of Bliss and Bummer
Now, the actual room. The promised haven. And it was quite nice. Let's start with the good:
- Air conditioning: Glorious. An absolute lifesaver. Immediately cranked that baby up.
- Free Wi-Fi: And it worked. Hooray! (For my Instagram addiction, obviously.)
- Blackout curtains: Essential for sleeping in when you're on vacation.
- Coffee/tea maker: Thank. God. For. Caffeine.
- Desk: Actually a nice space for a laptop, if you must work.
- Extra long bed: Because, you know, sometimes you gotta stretch out.
- Free bottled water: Yay for hydration!
- Minibar: Ooh-la-la…and a little bit pricey.
- Private bathroom: Always a win. Especially when the water actually gets hot.
- Bathrobes: Plush and comfy. Definitely a luxury.
- Seating Area: Comfy, really.
Alright, time for some nitpicks. The in-room safe box was a bit tricky to figure out. Where's the manual? And, honestly, the view from my window wasn't exactly postcard-worthy. There was a building wall visible. Meh! This isn't a total disaster, but I'm making sure you know that.
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless: Yes, both.
- Alarm clock: Yes!
- Bathtub: Yes!
- Bathroom phone: Yes!
- Carpeting: Yes!
- Closet: Yes!
- Complimentary tea: Yes!
- Daily housekeeping: Yes!
- Extra long bed: Yes!
- Hair dryer: Yes!
- High floor: Yes!
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Yes!
- Ironing facilities: Yes!
- Laptop workspace: Yes!
- Linens: Yes!
- Mirror: Yes!
- Non-smoking: Yes!
- On-demand movies: Yes!
- Reading Light: Yes!
- Refrigerator: Yes!
- Satellite/cable channels: Yes!
- Scale: Yes!
- Separate shower/bathtub: Yes!
- Shower: Yes!
- Slippers: Yes!
- Smoke detector: Yes!
- Socket near the bed: Yes!
- Sofa: Yes!
- Soundproofing: Yes!
- Telephone: Yes!
- Toiletries: Yes!
- Towels: Yes!
- Umbrella: Yes!
- Visual alarm: I didn't see this, but okay…
- Wake-up service: Yes!
- Window that opens: Yes.
The Dining/Drinking/Snacking Scene: Fueling the Chaos
Okay, let's talk food. The options were… plentiful, which is great. But again, the experience was a little uneven.
- Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Buffet in restaurant - All the usual. The buffet? Overwhelming. In a good way? Maybe. I stuffed myself with enough fruit to keep an entire troop of monkeys happy.
- Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar, Coffee shop - There's a lot of choice.
- Room service [24-hour]: Nice to have, especially when you've got jet lag and don't want to be sociable.
- Happy hour: Essential.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant - All the good options!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Always important to me!
- Bottle of water: Always a good sign.
- Snack bar: To go with the cocktail.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement: Great for different needs.
- Safe dining setup: I’m glad they did this.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Hopefully, this is the case.
- Essential condiments: Always.
I tried the Asian breakfast. It was… fine. Nothing to write home about. Had a lovely, if slightly frantic, lunch by the Poolside bar. The food was okay, the cocktails strong, and the experience was saved by the general gorgeousness of the scene. But when I asked the server a question about another dish, the whole thing was lost in translation! Had to point at the menu and hope for the best.
Things To Do (Or Pretend To Do):
- Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view: Yeah, the pool was dreamy. The view? Pretty spectacular.
- Massage, Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, Foot bath, Body scrub, Body wrap: My favorite experience, though! I opted for a massage. It was glorious. The therapist took one look at my tense shoulders (thanks, travel stress!) and worked magic. The only downside? I almost fell asleep because I was so relaxed!
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: They even have a fitness centre, if you’re into that kind of torture. I peeked in. It looked… well-equipped. Not for me, though.
- Spa/sauna: Yes to both!
The Quirks, Imperfections, and Honest-to-Goodness Truths:
- Couple's room: This is available.
- Exterior corridor: Yes, to get to your room.
- Non-smoking rooms: Yes.
- Proposal spot: I didn't see this.
- Room decorations: Okay!
- Shrine: Yes.
- Terrace: Yes.
Honestly? The resort felt a little sterile at times. Like they were trying so hard to be perfect, it kind of lost some of its charm. The staff, bless their
Kota Kinabalu Airport: 5-Min Luxury Studio for 3! (K-Avenue Comfort)
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your average sparkly travel brochure itinerary. This is… well, this is my Bali trip, assuming I'm lucky enough to snag that Alison 1 BR Deluxe Room ZN72A. Let's get messy, shall we? Prepare for a total freefall into my brain.
Bali Bonanza: Alison's All-Inclusive (or at least, mostly inclusive) Debacle
Day 1: Arrival, Bliss, and the Battle of the Luggage
- Time: 07:00 AM - 09:00 AM (ish) - Jakarta to Denpasar Flight. (Ugh, Jakarta. Last time… let's not talk about last time. It involved a questionable street food incident and a near-miss with a rogue motorbike. Focus, self! Bali!)
- Mood: Buzzing anticipation, fueled by lukewarm airplane coffee. Seriously, is there a single airline that can brew a decent cup?
- Reality: The flight is delayed. Of course, it's delayed. I swear I saw a grumpy old man yelling at the clouds. Am I that grumpy old man now? Deep breaths, Alison. Bali awaits.
- Anecdote: Found my luggage (miraculously!) at the luggage carousel. Then promptly realized I'd overpacked. Again. I swear, I brought enough outfits to clothe a small village. My carry-on is basically a mobile pharmacy and a collection of "just in case" items.
- Transport: Pre-booked a driver (thank god) to whisk me away to Alison 1 BR Deluxe Room ZN72A. Praying to the Bali Gods of Traffic that the ride is smooth.
- Alison 1 BR Deluxe Room ZN72A - Initial Impressions (and potential for meltdowns):
- 13:00 PM: Check-in. Hope the room looks as good as the pictures. (Are the pictures ever real? I bet the bed isn't actually that fluffy.)
- Mental state: Exhausted. Slightly delusional from lack of sleep and the thought of getting more sleep.
- Room Check: Okay, let's do a room inspection. Is the air-con working? Is there a balcony with a decent view? (My inner pessimist is screaming probably not.) Toiletries? (Essential. Essential, I tell you!) Oh, and the most crucial element: Does it have a tiny fridge to put my Bintangs in? (Priorities, people.)
- First afternoon : Unpack, nap (if possible), swim.
- Food: Trying to hunt down some local Warung for dinner (hopefully nothing that will repeat on me)
Day 2: Temple Time and Tempered Expectations
- Time: 08:00 AM - Breakfast, hopefully at a place with good coffee. (This is a non-negotiable.)
- Reality: Probably still recovering from jet lag. Might stumble around in a daze asking for coffee.
- Activity: Visit a temple. Uluwatu Temple on the list. But here's the thing: the crowds. I've seen the Instagram photos, and the reality is never quite as serene. Trying to get past the selfie-sticks and hordes of tourists is a challenge.
- Transport: Hiring a driver for the day. Negotiating the price is an Olympic sport in itself.
- Lunch: A beachside cafe. Hoping for fresh seafood and a view that justifies the inevitable tourist prices. (I'm already bracing myself.)
- Anecdote: Last time I went to a temple, I wore the "most respectful" outfit I could find - only to be told that no, my ankles are still too exposed. So, lesson learned: I'm packing a sarong and praying to the gods of modesty this time.
- Afternoon (or what's left of it): Exploring the area around my accommodation. Maybe find a hidden gem, a secluded beach, or at least a decent shop.
- Evening: Sunset. Trying to catch that perfect Bali sunset. (Instagram, eat your heart out.)
- Emotion: A mix of excitement and anxiety. I hope everything goes well.
Day 3: The Ubud Adventure
- Mornings Yoga retreat or class somewhere. (maybe.)
- Transport: Drive up to Ubud. Buckle up, it's a long drive.
- Activity: Ubud is all about the rice paddies, I've heard. I want to see the Tegallalang Rice Terraces. I have a feeling I’ll get lost.
- Food: Some fancy restaurant or local restaurant. I can not decide.
- Anecdote: I've heard the monkeys in Ubud are cheeky. Like, grab-your-sunglasses-off-your-face cheeky. I'm prepared to look completely ridiculous as I clutch my belongings. Also, there is a strong chance I will get sunburnt.
- Rambling thought: Oh god, I’m probably going to get lost in a maze of shops, buy a load of things I don’t need, and then have a minor panic attack about how I'm going to carry them all.
- Afternoon: Get a Balinese massage. (Essential for stress levels.)
- Evening: Local Warung. Indonesian cooking class, if I do not get lost.
Day 4: The Great Beach Hunt and Surf School Dreams (Probably Not)
- Morning: Wake up, and face the world.
- Day Beach day. Trying to find a perfect beach. No idea where to start.
- Reality: Beaches get busy. Finding a spot where I am not a giant pain in the face.
- Food: Beachside cafe or restaurant.
- Anecdote: I keep picturing myself attempting to surf, but I can’t surf. This could be hilarious or disastrous.
- Afternoon: Relaxing, swim.
- Evening: Maybe explore the nightlife? But honestly, I might just fall asleep.
Day 5, 6, and 7: The Finale - The Repeat, The Regret, and the Road Back
- Days: Repeating the above because I have no idea what I am doing.
- Food: I'll probably eat far too much.
- Anecdote: The last few days are always a blur. I'll have probably burnt out, and wishing the trip would never end, but I can't move.
Important Notes (and My Own Irrational Fears):
- Mosquitoes: I'm already picturing a swarm of them. Bring all the repellent. And maybe a hazmat suit.
- Food Poisoning: Praying to whatever god will listen. Seriously, I don't want to spend my holiday hugging a toilet.
- Bali Belly: See above.
- Lost Luggage (Again): Nope. Not happening.
- The Crowds: Just. Breathe.
- Finding inner peace: Doubtful, but I can always try.
Most Importantly: This itinerary is a suggestion, a framework, a starting point. Expect the unexpected. Embrace the chaos. And most of all, have fun. Even if it's messy, and imperfect, and slightly ridiculous. That's what makes it my trip. (And I can almost guarantee I'll change this whole plan at least three times before I even get to the airport.)
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Bali Bliss: Your Luxurious 1BR Haven (ZN72A) Awaits! - FAQs (Okay, Maybe More Like My Ramblings)
Okay, spill it. What *actually* makes this "Luxurious"? I'm picturing peeling paint and a grumpy gecko.
Alright, alright, let's be real. "Luxurious" is a strong word, right? My initial thought was, "Oh, here we go, another Airbnb promising the moon and delivering… well, a slightly bumpy landing." I was SO ready for the peeling paint and the gecko judging my questionable fashion choices.
But honestly? ZN72A surprised me. Think: a proper AC that WORKS (a HUGE win in Bali), a shower that doesn't threaten to flood the entire place (another victory!), and furniture that actually looks like it wasn't rescued from a dumpster. The bed? Utter bliss. I swear, I sunk into those sheets and thought, "This is the kind of luxury I can get behind." I'm talking cloud-like pillows, the works.
The BEST part, though? The balcony. Seriously, that's where you'll find me. Sipping questionable coffee (I am NOT a coffee snob, okay?) and staring out at… well, the Balinese sky. It's magical. I'm not even sure what "luxury" *truly* means anymore, but waking up to that view? Priceless.
One Bedroom? Is it cramped? Like, can I swing a metaphorical cat (or, you know, MY suitcase)?
Okay, so the one-bedroom thing is a *tiny* bit misleading. It's not a ballroom, let's be clear. But it's not a coffin either.
Look, I took a lot of luggage. Don't judge! I like options. And yeah, I *could* swing a suitcase without maiming myself. Mostly. The layout is smart. There's a decent amount of space to move around, and the living area is surprisingly spacious. You won't feel like you're trapped in a phone booth, believe me. And hey, if you NEED MORE space, you're probably traveling with way too much stuff, like yours truly.
Let's talk location. Is it in the middle of nowhere? Or the middle of a crazy motorbike traffic jam?
Alright, location. This is important, and where I need to set a few expectations. It's *not* secluded. You're not going to be completely off-grid. But, and it's a big but, it's not a nightmare.
It's close enough to things - shops, some restaurants, the beach is a trek, but actually doable on foot, (or you can grab a Gojek/Grab, for a super cheap ride, which you definitely should.) The traffic? Yeah, Bali traffic is a beast. Especially around certain times of day. You'll learn to embrace the chaos. And actually, once you get *used* to it, it's kinda fun. Like a bizarre, noisy ballet.
It's honestly a great mix. Close enough to the action, far enough to get some peace. And you definitely need some peace. Because... Bali. It can be intense.
What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Because, you know, Instagram and… work. *Coughs*
Okay, Wi-Fi. The bane of every digital nomad's existence. Here's the honest truth: it's reliable. Mostly.
I'm a *huge* worrier, okay? I had visions of dropped Zoom calls and uploading Instagram stories at dial-up speeds. Thankfully, it wasn't that bad. I was able to work, stream, and shamefully, spend way too much time scrolling through TikTok. There *were* the occasional blips, of course. The Wi-Fi gods aren’t always kind. But generally, I'd give it a solid B+.
Pro-tip: If you're *completely* dependent on the internet, maybe get a local SIM card as a backup. Just in case. Because nothing ruins a dreamy Bali vibe like a buffering video.
Any hidden costs? I hate hidden costs! Like, seriously, they make me irrationally angry.
Okay, deep breaths. Hidden costs. The bane of every traveler's existence. Alright, I looked. I poked around. (I even *asked* the host). No hidden costs that I discovered, thankfully.
You should be good. Look it's Bali. You are going to spend extra money! The tempting street food. The massage. The cocktails. The shopping!! Be prepared to spend extra money on *those* things. But, for the apartment itself? Pretty straightforward. Now, I didn't see any fees listed. Double-check the listing, of course, *but* in my experience – it's pretty transparent.
Just don't forget to factor in that Bintang bill! Trust me. That adds up.
Tell me something really, REALLY good about this place. Something that will make me book it right now!
Okay, I’m going to be real here. There are so many places you can go to! But the *vibe* of this place is amazing. Here is one experience. I came home one evening, exhausted, covered in sunscreen, ready to crash. And there was a thunderstorm. Like, a full-blown, spectacular Balinese thunderstorm. Flashes of lightning, booming thunder, the whole shebang. I grabbed a bottle of wine (yes, I had wine), sat on the balcony, and watched the chaos unfold. The rain was coming down in sheets. The air smelled amazing. It was pure magic. I just felt... peaceful. Safe. Like, genuinely happy. That's something you can't fake. That's something you can't put a price on. And that single experience? Made the entire trip worth it. THAT'S what I mean when I say this place is special. It's not just the luxury (which it has), it's the feeling you get when you're there. You just *feel* like you're in the right place.
And the bad things? Be honest! I can handle it.
Alright, alright, honesty time. Every place has flaws. Here's the deal with ZN72A.
Number one, the noise. Bali is *noisy*. You're going to get noise. Motorbikes, dogs barking, the neighbor's karaoke. The works. Earplugs are your friend. (I learned that the hard way).
Number two. Bugs. They're there. They're everywhere. Mosquitoes are the worst offenders. Bring repellent. This is not optional. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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